• Brain Droppings
• Notes From the Underwire: Adventures From My Awkward and Lovely Life
• Trailer Trashed: My Dubious Efforts Toward Upward Mobility
• Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
• The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
• Obama Zombies: How the Obama Machine Brainwashed My Generation
• Aarushi
• Huck: The Remarkable True Story of How One Lost Puppy Taught a Family--and a Whole Town--about Hope and Happy Endings
• The Mansions of Limbo
• It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens: Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age
• The Devil and Sherlock Holmes
• Aunt Erma's Cope Book
• Yes Please
• We Gon' Be Alright: Notes on Race and Resegregation
• Giggling Into the Pillow
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut
• Moscardino
• Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
• The Amateurs
• For the Love of Physics
• Far and Away: Reporting From the Brink of Change
• The Moronic Inferno: And Other Visits to America
• Katie Up and Down the Hall: The True Story of How One Dog Turned Five Neighbors Into a Family
• Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
• Music for Chameleons
• Danse Macabre
• The Telephone Booth Indian
• The Best American Essays 2016
• A Cook's Tour
• Farther Away: Essays
• In Pursuit of Spenser
• Crazy Salad and Scribble Scribble
• Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
• The crying of lot 49
• Sugar in My Bowl
• I Like You Just the Way I Am
• Dream Factories and Radio Pictures
• Notes From a Small Island
• If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
• Bad Science
• Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
• Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
• Queer and Loathing: Rants and Raves of a Raging AIDS Clone
• Dear John, I Love Jane: Women Write About Leaving Men for Women
• Waterfront: A Walk Around Manhattan
• This Is a Book
• Napalm and Silly Putty
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book
• What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World
• Best Food Writing 2010
• It Chooses You
• Tough Sh*t: Life Advice From a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
• Reality Is Broken: Why Games Make Us Better and How They Can Change the World
• Mozart: A Life in Letters: A Life in Letters
• Zoom: From Atoms and Galaxies to Blizzards and Bees: How Everything Moves
• Friends Like These: My Worldwide Quest to Find My Best Childhood Friends, Knock on Their Doors, and Ask Them to Come Out and Play
• Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader
• In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy
• I am America (and so can you!)
• The Monkey Grammarian
• (Not That You Asked)
• The Colossus of New York
• The Sexual Life of Catherine M.
• A Man Without a Country
• More Letters From a Nut
• Tales of Times Square: Expanded Edition
• Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage And/or Sex
• The Darwin Awards Next Evolution: Chlorinating the Gene Pool
• Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations
• Ralph Helfer
• Bossypants
• On Something (Dodo Press)
• Leonard Cohen and Philosophy
• The Complete Essays
• Once There Was a War
• Wild Child: Girlhoods in the Counterculture
• Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase
• Let's Be Less Stupid: An Attempt to Maintain My Mental Faculties
• Dirty Sexy Politics
• Things I've Learned from Women Who've Dumped Me
• Table of Contents: From Breakfast With Anita Diamant to Dessert With James Patterson - a Generous Helping of Recipes, Writings and Insights From Today's Bestselling Authors
• My Misspent Youth
• Writing on the Wall
• Lanced: The Shaming of Lance Armstrong
• The Audacity of Hope
• Eight Pieces of Empire
• Omelette and a Glass of Wine
• Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free
• White Girls
• Morning, Noon, and Night: Finding the Meaning of Life's Stages Through Books
• The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
• Poison Penmanship: The Gentle Art of Muckraking
• Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You
• Ardor
• What I'd Say to the Martians
• 2014: The Election That Changed India
• Occasional Prose
• A short history of nearly everything
• Slouching Towards Bethlehem