• If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
• Assholes Finish First
• What I'd Say to the Martians
• A Man Without a Country
• More Letters From a Nut
• The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
• Bossypants
• Things I've Learned from Women Who've Dumped Me
• Why Do Men Have Nipples?
• What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World
• Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
• Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child
• The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• All My Friends Are Dead
• The Hell of It All
• Oy!: The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes
• Textastrophe: A Collection of Hilariously Catastrophic Text Pranks
• I am America (and so can you!)
• Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
• Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage And/or Sex
• Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City, or Who Are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
• Brain Droppings
• Hello Goodbye Hello: A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings
• Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal Self-Centered Smart-Ass Phase
• Friends Like These: My Worldwide Quest to Find My Best Childhood Friends, Knock on Their Doors, and Ask Them to Come Out and Play
• In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy
• Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free
• The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
• Yes Please
• This Is a Book
• The zombie survival guide: complete protection from the living dead
• Ant Farm: And Other Desperate Situations
• Napalm and Silly Putty
• The Devil Rides Out
• Notes From a Small Island
• (Not That You Asked)
• Fifty Shades Effed
• Aunt Erma's Cope Book
• The Darwin Awards Next Evolution: Chlorinating the Gene Pool
• Tough Sh*t: Life Advice From a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
• Notes From the Underwire: Adventures From My Awkward and Lovely Life
• Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States