Free Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings by Christopher Moore Page B

didn't want to try to pursue their own agendas in front of a crowd and be slapped down the way Gilbert Box had. Quinn took the questions from the nonscientists.
    "Could they just be saying hi?"
    "Yes."
    "If they don't eat here, and it's not for mating, then why do they sing?"
    "That's a good question."
    "Do you think they know that we've been contacted by aliens and are trying to contact the mother ship?"
    Ah, always good to hear from the wacko fringe, Nate thought. "No, I don't think that."
    "Maybe they're using their sonar to find other whales."
    "As far as we know, baleen whales, toothless whales like the humpbacks who strain their food from the sea through sheets of baleen, don't echolocate the way toothed whales do."
    "Why do they jump all the time? Other whales don't jump like that."
    "Some think that they are sloughing skin or trying to knock off parasites, but after years of watching them, I think that they just like making a splash – the sensation of air on their skin. The way you might like to dangle your feet in a fountain. I think they're just goofing off."
    "I heard that someone broke into your office and destroyed all of your research. Who do you think would want to do that?"
    Nate paused. The woman who had asked the question was holding a reporter's steno pad. Maui Times, he guessed. She had stood to ask her question, as if she were attending a press conference rather than a casual lecture.
    "What you have to ask yourself," said Nate, "is who could possibly care about research on singers?"
    "And who would that be?"
    "Me, a few people in this room, and perhaps a dozen or so researchers around the world. At least for now. Perhaps as we find out more, more people will be interested."
    "So you're saying that someone in this room broke into your offices and destroyed all your research?"
    "No. As a biologist, one of the things you have to guard against is applying motives where there are none and reading more into a behavior than the data actually support. Sort of like the answer to the 'why do they jump?' question. You could say that it's part of an incredibly complex system of communication, and you might be right, but the obvious answer, and probably the correct one, is that the whales are goofing off. I think the break-in was just a random act of vandalism that has the appearance of motive." Bullshit, Quinn thought.
    "Thank you, Dr. Quinn," said the reporter. She sat down.
    "Thank you all for coming," said Nate.
    Applause. Nate arranged his notes as people gathered around the podium.
    "That was bullshit," Amy said.
    "Complete bullshit," said Libby Quinn.
    "What a load of crap," said Cliff Hyland.
    "Rippin' talk, Doc," Kona said, "Marley's ghost was in ye."

CHAPTER NINE
    Relativity
    Leathery bar girls worked the charter booths at the harbor, smoking Basic 100s and talking in voices that sounded like 151 rum poured into hot grease – a jigger of friendly to the liter of harsh. They were thirty-five or sixty-five, the color of mahogany, skinny and strong from living on boats, liquor, fish, and disappointment. They'd come here from a dozen coastal towns, some sailing from the mainland in small craft but forgetting to save enough courage for the trip home. Marooned. Man to man, boat to boat, year to year – salt and sun and drinking had left them dry enough to cough dust. If they lasted a hundred years – and some would – then one moonless night a great hooded wraith would swoop into the harbor and take them off to their own craggy island – uncharted and unseen more than once by any living man – and there they would keep the enchantment of the sea alive: lure lost sailors to the shore, suck out all of their fluids, and leave their desiccated husks crumbling on the rocks for the crabs and the black gulls. Thus were the sea hags born… but that's another story. Today they were just razzing Clay for leading two girls down the dock.
    "Just like outboards, Clay, you gotta have two to make sure one's always