Free Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett Page B

are creatures of order, and programmed into their very genes is a hatred of chaos.
    If some people once knew where such a spot was, if they had experience of what happens when here and there become entangled, then they might—if they knew how—mark such a spot with certain stones.
    In the hope that enough daft buggers would take it as a warning, and keep away.

    “Well, what’d you think?” said Granny, as the witches hurried home.
    “The little fat quiet one’s got a bit of natural talent,” said Nanny Ogg. “I could feel it. The rest of ’em are just along for the excitement, to my mind. Playing at witches. You know, ooh-jar boards and cards and wearing black lace gloves with no fingers to ’em and paddlin’ with the occult.”
    “I don’t hold with paddlin’ with the occult,” said Granny firmly. “Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you’re believing in gods. And then you’re in trouble .”
    “But all them things exist,” said Nanny Ogg.
    “That’s no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages ’em.”
    Granny Weatherwax slowed to a walk.
    “What about her ?” she said.
    “What exactly about her do you mean?”
    “You felt the power there?”
    “Oh, yeah. Made my hair stand on end.”
    “Someone gave it to her, and I know who. Just a slip of a gel with a head full of wet ideas out of books, and suddenly she’s got the power and don’t know how to deal with it. Cards! Candles! That’s not witchcraft, that’s just party games. Paddlin’ with the occult. Did you see she’d got black fingernails?”
    “Well, mine ain’t so clean—”
    “I mean painted.”
    “I used to paint my toenails red when I was young,” said Nanny, wistfully.
    “Toenails is different. So’s red. Anyway,” said Granny, “you only did it to appear allurin’.”
    “It worked, too.”
    “Hah!”
    They walked along in silence for a bit.
    “I felt a lot of power there,” Nanny Ogg said, eventually.
    “Yes. I know.”
    “A lot.”
    “Yes.”
    “I’m not saying you couldn’t beat her,” said Nanny quickly. “I’m not saying that. But I don’t reckon I could, and it seemed to me it’d raise a bit of a sweat even on you. You’ll have to hurt her to beat her.”
    “I’m losin’ my judgment, aren’t I?”
    “Oh, I—”
    “She riled me, Gytha. Couldn’t help myself. Now I’ve got to duel with a gel of seventeen, and if I wins I’m a wicked bullyin’ old witch, and if I loses…”
    She kicked up a drift of old leaves.
    “Can’t stop myself, that’s my trouble.”
    Nanny Ogg said nothing.
    “And I loses my temper over the least little—”
    “Yes, but—”
    “I hadn’t finished talkin’.”
    “Sorry, Esme.”
    A bat fluttered by. Granny nodded to it.
    “Heard how Magrat’s getting along?” she said, in a tone of voice which forced casualness embraced like a corset.
    “Settling in fine, our Shawn says.”
    “Right.”
    They reached a crossroads; the white dust glowed very faintly in the moonlight. One way led into Lancre, where Nanny Ogg lived. Another eventually got lost in the forest, became a footpath, then a track, and eventually reached Granny Weatherwax’s cottage.
    “When shall we… two …meet again?” said Nanny Ogg.
    “Listen,” said Granny Weatherwax. “She’s well out of it, d’you hear? She’ll be a lot happier as a queen!”
    “I never said nothing,” said Nanny Ogg mildly.
    “I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You’ve got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn’t dead!”
    “See you about eleven o’clock, then?”
    “Right!”
    The wind got up again as Granny walked along the track to her cottage.
    She knew she was on edge. There was just too much to do. She’d got Magrat sorted out, and Nanny could look after herself, but the Lords and the