was a Jimmy Buffett wannabe with a guitar, a harmonica, and a bad-looking aloha shirt (as if there is some other kind). He had a guy on keyboard who wore a captainâs hat and a double-breasted blue blazer with shiny brass buttons, and a drummer who was young enough, and looked bored and embarrassed enough, to be the son of one of them.
I walked into the bar and skirted the dance floor, where a dozen people were drunk enough to have lost their inhibitions. Iâve always thought there should be a public-service ad showing video of middle-aged drunk people dancing. The rate of alcoholism would surely plummet, simply from the humiliation factor.
The bartender, a hunky young fellow with dark eyes and five oâclock shadow, came over as I took a seat toward the end of the bar.
âWhat can I get for you, maâam?â
âFor starters, you can not call me maâam, you darling boy,â I said with a wry smile tucking up the right corner of my mouth. âHow do you ever expect to have a mad hot affair with an older woman if you treat them like your old aunt Biddie?â
He grinned. Excellent orthodontia. âWhat was I thinking?â
âI canât imagine. Next, you can bring me Ketel One vodka with tonic and a big squeeze of lemon.â
âYou got it.â
He turned away to see to it. Someone had abandoned a pack of cigarettes on the bar. I helped myself to one, feeling vaguely guilty, not that I had stolen it but that I was smoking at all. Filthy habit. When he came back with the drink, I asked him his name.
âKayne Jackson.â
âKayne Jackson. My God, youâre a soap star waiting to happen,â I said. âKayne Jackson, Iâm Elena Estes.â I took a sip of the drink, savored it, and sighed. âItâs a wonderful pleasure to meet you. Were you working here Saturday night?â
âYeah, why?â
I had downloaded and printed the photos from Lisbeth Perkinsâs cell phone. I showed him the one of Irina sitting between Jim Brody and Bennett Walker. âDid you see this girl here?â
âYeah. Thatâs Irina. Sheâs a regular with that crowd. Hot babe, but she wouldnât look at me twice.â
âDo you think she had a problem with her eyesight?â
âI think I donât have a big enough wallet.â
âAhhhâ¦One of those. Looking to snag herself a rich husband?â
He shrugged.
âDid you happen to see when she left?â
âNo. I couldnât say. It was Jim Brodyâs birthday. It was a zoo in here. Why?â He looked a little suspicious. âAre you a cop or something?â
I took another sip of the drink, another drag on the cigarette. âOr somethingâ¦Did she seem to be having a problem with anyone?â
âNo. She was having a good time,â he said, then checked himself. âShe and Lisbeth Perkins got into it about something out in the hall. Lisbeth looked pissed and left. Must have been around one.â
âWith anyone?â
âAlone.â
The band had decided to give it a rest. More people came to the bar. Kayne Jackson excused himself and went to serve people who wouldnât make him work so hard for his tip.
âAre you enjoying my cigarette?â
The voice was smooth and warm like a fine brandy, almost seductive, a little amused, accented. Spanish.
I looked at him from the corner of my eye as I exhaled a stream of smoke. âWhy, yes, I am, thank you. Would you like one?â I said, offering the pack to him.
His dark eyes sparkled. âThank you. You are too generous, señorita.â
âSeñorita. You could give Junior here a lesson or two. He called me maâam.â
He looked shocked and disapproving. âNo, no. This is unacceptable.â
âThatâs what I said.â
He smiled the kind of smile that should require some kind of permit to use, because of the impact it could have on unsuspecting women.
Morten Storm, Paul Cruickshank, Tim Lister