the biggest problem of all. We have â we had â four navigating officers aboard this ship. Two of those are dead and the other two are swathed in bandages â in your own words, like Egyptian mummies. Commander Warrington could have navigated, I know, but heâs blind and from the look in Dr Singhâs eyes I should think the blindness ispermanent.â The Boâsun paused for a moment, then shook his head. âAnd just to make our cup overflowing, sir, we have the Andover âs navigating officer aboard and heâs either concussed or in some sort of coma, weâll have to ask Dr Singh. If a poker-player got dealt this kind of hand of cards, heâd shoot himself. Four navigating officers who canât see and if you canât see you canât navigate. Thatâs why the loss of the radio is so damned unfortunate. There must be a British warship within a hundred or two miles which could have lent us a navigating officer. Can you navigate, sir?â
âMe? Navigate?â Patterson seemed positively affronted. âIâm an engineer officer. But you, McKinnon: youâre a seaman â and twelve years in the Royal Navy.â
âIt doesnât matter if I had been a hundred years in the Royal Navy, sir. I still canât navigate. I was a Torpedo Petty Officer. If you want to fire a torpedo, drop a depth charge, blow up a mine or do some elementary electrics, Iâm your man. But Iâd barely recognize a sextant if I saw one. Such things as sunsights, moonsights â if there is such a thing â and starsights are just words to me. Iâve also heard of words like deviation and variation and declination and I know more about Greek than I do about those.
âWe do have a little hand-held compass aboard the motor lifeboat, the one I took out today, but thatâs useless. Itâs a magnetic compass, of course, and thatâs useless because I do know the magneticnorth pole is nowhere near the geographical north pole: I believe itâs about a thousand miles away from it. Canada, Baffin Island or some such place. Anyway, in the latitudes weâre in now the magnetic pole is more west than north.â The Boâsun sipped some Scotch and looked at Patterson over the rim of his glass. âChief Patterson, weâre lost.â
âJobâs comforter.â Patterson stared moodily at his glass, then said without much hope: âWouldnât it be possible to get the sun at noon? That way weâd know where the south was.â
âThe way the weather is shaping up we wonât be able to see the sun at noon. Anyway, whatâs noon, sun-time â itâs certainly not twelve oâclock on our watches? Supposing we were in the middle of the Atlantic, where we might as well be, and knew where south was, would that help us find Aberdeen, which is where I believe we are going? The chronometer, incidentally, is kaput, which doesnât matter at all â I still wouldnât be able to relate the chronometer to longitude. And even if we did get a bearing on due south, itâs dark up here twenty hours out of the twenty-four and the auto-pilot is as wrecked as everything else on the bridge. We wouldnât, of course, be going around in circles, the hand compass would stop us from doing that, but we still wouldnât know in what direction we were heading.â
âIf I want to find some optimism, Boâsun, Iâll know where not to look. Would it help at all if we knew approximately where we were?â
âIt would help, but all we know, approximately, is that weâre somewhere north or north-west of Norway. Anywhere, say, in twenty thousand square miles of sea. There are only two possibilities, sir. The Captain and Chief Officer must have known where we were. If theyâre able to tell us, Iâm sure they will.â
âGood God, of course! Not very bright, are we? At least, Iâm not. What do you