Free Bad Guys by Linwood Barclay Page B

Lawrence, how are ya, how are ya?” he said. Even with the big glasses on, he was squinting through them at us.
    “Good, Eddie. How’s life treatin’ ya?”
    Eddie Mayhew shrugged. “Oh, you know, busy, busy, all the time, busy. The stuff’s always coming in, you know, always coming in.”
    “How’s the missus?”
    I looked at Lawrence. Missus?
    Eddie made a face, like he’d caught a whiff of something that smelled bad. “Oh, you know, still talk talk talking, wants me to drive her out to see her sister in the spring, out in Milwaukee. Both of them, talk talk talk, for a whole week.”
    “They got a lot of beer there,” Lawrence said, trying to offer Eddie a glimmer of hope.
    “Yeah, beer, yeah, that’s good. What I really need, really need, is something to put me out for the drive out, so I won’t have to listen, won’t have to listen, to my wife.”
    “That’s kind of difficult if you’re the one doing the driving.”
    “Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Can’t win.” But then, oddly, a look of calm came over him. “Oh well, oh well. Maybe it won’t be so bad, so bad after all. A lot could change by the spring, yeah.”
    “I’d like you to meet my friend here, Eddie,” Lawrence said, allowing me to step forward. “This is Zack Walker. He’s a writer for
The Metropolitan
, he’s going to do a feature on the auction, have someone take a few pictures.”
    “Oh sure, yeah, sure, that’s fine. Good paper,
The Metro
, I read that. Read that all the time.”
    “Thanks,” I said.
    I explained that I was doing a color piece on what it was like to buy a car at a government auction. Eddie said he could spare some time to answer my questions, and Lawrence excused himself to register and check out what vehicles were available.
    “We’ve got boats, motorcycles, furniture, high-end stereo equipment, oh yeah, we got everything,” Mayhew said. “Sometimes we have people submit written bids, whoever bids highest wins.”
    “Like those silent auctions my son’s high school does sometimes for fundraisers,” I offered.
    “Well, sort of, I don’t know, I don’t have any kids, never had any kids, but the stuff they’re auctioning off at your kid’s school probably didn’t all belong, at one time, to drug dealers and smugglers, am I right? Huh?”
    “That’s probably true.”
    “But today, okay, today we’re auctioning off some big stuff, and we’re doing it the way you’re probably more familiar with, with an auctioneer, right? Mostly cars, SUVs, couple of boats, good stuff, really really good stuff. Come on, we’ll go out into the paddock, out in the paddock, I’ll show you.”
    We wandered out into what looked like a used-car lot, with the odd boat, motorcycle, and RV tossed into the mix.
    “So, who’d this stuff used to belong to?” I asked, scribbling into my notebook.
    “We’ve got goods here that belonged to biker gangs, mean ones, you know, mean bikers, and drug smugglers, big-timers who got away with it for a long time, and small-timers who thought they could make it big but were a bit too stupid to do this kind of thing without getting caught. Even some CEO types, stock fraud guys, get their fancy Beemers and boats seized. I know the history of everything out here. Make it my business to. It’s interesting, you know? You got your whole crime microcosm here, wrapped up in these cars.”
    “I’ll bet,” I said.
    “Ask me anything,” Eddie said. “Go ahead, go ahead, ask me anything about anything you see. Go on.”
    “Uh, okay,” I said. I pointed to a shiny red Mustang. “What’s the story there?”
    “Wait a minute, wait a minute, okay, okay, I know,” he said quickly. Eddie seemed to be running on premium unleaded. “Bobby Minor, twenty-four, bought the thing from money he made dealing crack on the north side, it’s got a V8 under the hood, barely 15,000 miles on it. Go ahead, check the odometer, go on, check it, see if I’m right.”
    With some reluctance, I opened