what he might suspect, if Max Harper breathed a word about intelligent cats, about crime-solving cats, to his fellow officers, heâd be off the force quicker than he could spit.
Dulcie nudged Joe, and he came alert, saw Clydeâs meaningful look, realized he must have been staring too hard at Harper, maybe smirking. Clydeâs look said, watch yourself, buddy. And to distract Joe, Clyde leaned over and opened the passenger door of the Bentley.
âCome on, cats. Come on, kitty kitty,â Clyde said sarcastically.
Glancing at each other, they lowered their eyes demurely and trotted around the front of the Bentley. Stood staring up through the open door as Clyde carefully arranged his clean white lab coat across the front seat. When he had suitably covered the creamy leather, he shouted, âCome on, dammit.â And they jumped up onto the coat, the three of them playing the master-and-cat game perfectly for Harperâs benefit.
âYou two make one claw dent, you leave one cat hairanywhere near this upholstery, and youâre dog meat. Two little portions of Ken-L Ration.â
Harper observed this little tableau with only the faintest change of expression on his long, cheerless face. Whatever he was thinking didnât show.
Clyde patted Joe roughly, and grinned at Max. âI volunteered the cat to Bonnie Dorriss for that Pet-a-Pet group sheâs organized, to visit up at Casa Capri.â
Harper raised an eyebrow, but nodded. âShe started the project for her mother, only way she could think of, to take the poodle up there. Thinks the dogâll cheer Susan, help her recover. Susan loves that big poodle.â
âBonnie told me the plan; sheâs sure the dog can help Susan get through the pain of the therapy, keep her spirits up while she heals.â Clyde ruffled Joeâs fur in an irritating manner. âBonnie wanted some cats in the group, so why not? Let the little beggar work for a living.â
Beneath Clydeâs stroking hand, Joe held very still, trying to control his rage. Clyde could be a real pain. Let the little beggar work for a living . Just wait until they were alone.
Pulling away from Clydeâs stroking hand, turning his back, he pictured several interesting moves he might pursue to put Clyde Damen in his place.
Harper said, âI canât believe sheâd take cats up there. A dog, sure. You can train a dog, make him mind. But a cat? Those cats will be all over; you canât control a cat.
âBut hey, maybe a few cats careening around will give those old folks a little excitement, anything to break the boredom.â Harper frowned. âWhen old people get bored, they can turn strange. Weâve had some real nut calls from up there.â
âOh?â Clyde said with interest. âWhat kind of nut calls?â
Harper shifted his lean body. âImagining things. One old doll calls every few months to tell us that some of the patients are missing, that her friends have disappeared.â
Clyde settled back, listening.
âWhen someone gets sick, Casa Capri moves them from the regular Care Unit over to Nursing. More staff over there, nurses who can keep them on IVs or whateverâs needed. They donât encourage people from Care to visit the patients in Nursing, donât want folks whipping in and out. I can understand that.
âSo this old woman keeps calling to say they wonât let her see her friends, that her friends have disappeared. She got on my case so bad that finally I sent Brennan up to have a look around, ease her mind.â
Harper grinned. âThe missing people were all there, their names on the doors, the patients in their beds. Brennan knew a couple of them from years ago. Said they were pretty shriveled up with age.â
He shook his head. âI guess that place takes as good care of them as youâd find. But poor Mrs. Rose, she canât understand. Every time she calls, sheâs