closet.â That would earn him Vera Smithâs Sweet Smile for Unbelieving and Hellbound Husbands. At two oâclock in the morning, and on hold to boot, he didnât think he could take that particular smile.
The phone clunked again and a different male voice, an older one, said, âHello, Mr. Smith?â
âYes, who is this?â
âIâm sorry to have kept you waiting, sir. Sergeant Meggs of the state police, Orono branch.â
âIs it my boy? Something about my boy?â
Unaware, he sagged onto the seat of the phone nook. He felt weak all over.
Sergeant Meggs said, âDo you have a son named John Smith, no middle initial?â
âIs he all right? Is he okay?â
Footsteps on the stairs. Vera stood beside him. For a moment she looked calm, and then she clawed for thephone like a tigress. âWhat is it? Whatâs happened to my Johnny?â
Herb yanked the handset away from her, splintering one of her fingernails. Staring at her hard he said, âI am handling this.â
She stood looking at him, her mild, faded blue eyes wide above the hand clapped to her mouth.
âMr. Smith, are you there?â
Words that seemed coated with novocaine fell from Herbâs mouth. âI have a son named John Smith, no middle initial, yes. He lives in Cleaves Mills. Heâs a teacher at the high school there.â
âHeâs been in a car accident, Mr. Smith. His condition is extremely grave. Iâm very sorry to have to give you this news.â The voice of Meggs was cadenced, formal.
âOh, my God,â Herb said. His thoughts were whirling. Once, in the army, a great, mean, blond-haired Southern boy named Childress had beaten the crap out of him behind an Atlanta bar. Herb had felt like this then, unmanned, all his thoughts knocked into a useless, smeary sprawl. âOh, my God,â he said again.
âHeâs dead?â Vera asked. âHeâs dead? Johnnys dead?â
He covered the mouthpiece. âNo,â he said. âNot dead.â
âNot dead! Not dead!â she cried, and fell on her knees in the phone nook with an audible thud. âO God we most heartily thank Thee and ask that You show Thy tender care and loving mercy to our son and shelter him with Your loving hand we ask it in the name of Thy only begotten Son Jesus and . . .â
âVera shut up!â
For a moment all three of them were silent, as if considering the world and its not-so-amusing ways: Herb, his bulk squashed into the phone nook bench with his knees crushed up against the underside of the desk and a bouquet of plastic flowers in his face; Vera with her knees planted on the hallway furnace grille; the unseen Sergeant Meggs who was in a strange auditory way witnessing this black comedy.
âMr. Smith?â
âYes. I . . . I apologize for the ruckus.â
âQuite understandable,â Meggs said.
âMy boy . . . Johnny . . . was he driving his Volkswagen?â
âDeathtraps, deathtraps, those little beetles are deathtraps,â Vera babbled. Tears streamed down her face, slidingover the smooth hard surface of the nightpack like rain on chrome.
âHe was in a Bangor & Orono Yellow Cab,â Meggs said. âIâll give you the situation as I understand it now. There were three vehicles involved, two of them driven by kids from Cleaves Mills. They were dragging. They came up over whatâs known as Carsonâs Hill on Route 6, headed east. Your son was in the cab, headed west, toward Cleaves. The cab and the car on the wrong side of the road collided head-on. The cab driver was killed, and so was the boy driving the other car. Your son and a passenger in that other car are at Eastern Maine Med. I understand both of them are listed as critical.â
âCritical,â Herb said.
âCritical! Critical!â Vera moaned.
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