size herd.â Heâd had this debate before, and he was enjoying it.
I wasnât. I was getting pissed off. âPeople work night and day to keep them healthy and happy.â I remembered a discussion from a keepersâ meeting. âDo you see the sand two feet deep in that yard? That soft surface inside the stalls? Thatâs why their feet are fine, even though Damrey is over forty years old.â I couldnât remember exactly how old she was. âHow about the full-time veterinarian, the top quality hay and produce, all the effort that goes into environmental enrichment for them? I do not see two sick, miserable animals. I see two busybodies who are wasting time here when they ought to be working for sanctuaries in Thailand and Cambodia and India, that is, if you really do care about elephants and not just about getting your pictures in the paper.â
That fired up the young sidekick. Eyes flashing, he half-shouted, âNext I suppose youâll claim that these two are âambassadors for their speciesâ and that all their suffering is so that the wild ones will survive. But you said yourself that it isnât working! You drive them crazy in zoos and then you blame them for turning on people!â
I had no idea where to begin with this jumble, but before I could try, the younger one said, âIf everyone here is so nice to these elephants, where did Nakri get that gash on her thigh? Could it be that someone took an ankus and ripped her open?â
âNo,â said a quiet voice. Ian. He must have seen the altercation through the window and come to back me up. âThey get browse. Each week. Maple, maple and alder branches. She lay down on one. Poked herself. It abscessed.â He turned to me. âSam called Security.â
âOf course he did,â said the junior activist. âYou canât stand having the truth come out, so you evict us.â
âEnough, Dale,â said Mr. Bushy. âWeâve made our point. Letâs go look at zebras. See you later, Ian.â He turned away, and I stepped back from his sign and backpack as they swung toward me.
âI donât believe that about the branches for one minute,â the sidekick called over his shoulder as they retreated.
The security guard rolled up in a little electric cart. I pointed at the retreating signage. âThey went thataway.â The guard spun the sluggish little vehicle around and did his best to roar off.
I gathered myself back into bird keeper mode. âThanks, Ian. Stinks to be the target.â
He nodded.
âWhatâs
with
those two?â I asked. âThey can get into the zoo before itâs open, and the big-hair guy knew I wasnât an elephant keeper. How do they know all this?â
âDonât know how they got in. They know you donât work this area because they watch. All day.â
âWatch elephants the entire day? Why?â
âShort guy talks to visitors about sanctuaries. Young one hopes we hit one of them. Get it on camera.â
âThatâs disgusting.â I was mad all over again.
Ian shrugged and started back toward the barn.
âIan, he knew your name,â I said to his back.
He didnât turn around or slow down. âItâs on my shirt.â
That was true. I watched him disappear into the barn. But the senior sign-waver sounded as if he really knew Ian, not as if heâd just read his name. I shook it off and got on with my real work.
A little before noon, I dropped by the office to see if Jackie wanted to join me for lunch, hoping for news of Wallace. Mr. Crandall was exiting the Administration building as I approached the door. He brushed a hand over his silver hair and straightened his tie, gave me the briefest of distracted nods, and stepped toward the zoo entrance. I watched him through the gate. He positioned himself in front of the Finley Memorial Zoo entrance sign, facing a cluster of