was Tommy Robb.
THE IT PARADE
BY J INX W IATT
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Itâs no secret that ageless beauty Demi Moore went cougaring and captured hunky Ashton Kutcher in her hunterâs net. She even tamed the baby-faced stud into total domestication.But at least her twenty-somethinglover has brains (heâs outsmarted every naysayer in Hollywood)and impressive bank (his accountsare big to bursting). So itâs too bad that a certain TV news diva who just hit the half-century mark and is now spewing venom on a morning chat show has to settle for a dumb-as-dirt/poor-as-dirt young buck when she moves in for the kill.
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Sutton
Sutton walked into the Stone Rose at the Time Warner Center feeling not even a few bucks shy of a million dollars.
The Beehive was a ratings hit, Emma Ronson was itching to quit the show, and all the naysayers who swore up and down that Sutton Lancaster would recede into oblivion after leaving Fox News were eating shit on a silver platter.
She slid onto a seat at the bar and surveyed the scene, takingin the ambient lounge music, the Columbia students laughingit up at a corner table, the junior sales executives seeking refuge from their lonely hotels and sterile office environments, and the other women ... just like her.
Some were from Connecticut, some from New Jersey, some from Manhattanâthe Upper East Side, the Upper West Side. They were seasoned and well groomed and freshly Botoxed and personally trained as far as their gravity-fighting bodies could endure. And they were all here for one thing.
âWhat can I get you?âThe hot young bartender was talking.
Sutton was listening. She smiled at him. âWhat would you order?â
âI make a Cosmo thatâll make your toes curl.â
âReally?â
He nodded with confidence.
âBring it on.â
âYou got it.â
She watched him work, instantly attracted to his lazy guy manner. Punishing sessions at the gym were not part of his agenda. He was fit but lanky, probably kept in shape by enviablemetabolism and the occasional game of pick-up basketball.His hair straggled down to the nape of his neck, and the fuzz on his handsome angular face was at least three daysâ worth of growth.
He presented his electric pink masterpiece with a cocky grin. âOne sip and youâll tell me to get started on a second round.â
Sutton fingered the stem of the martini glass, seductively stroking it up and down before knocking back a greedy gulp.
The bartender waited.
Sutton savored. It was the finest Cosmo ever. âThatâs the best thing Iâve had in my mouth in a very long time.â
âIâve got something even better than that.â
âOh, I bet you do.â She raised her drink and let out a dirty laugh.
âAnother?â
âAbsolutely.â
âComing right up.â He went to work, pausing intermittentlyto flash Sutton a flirtatious smile. âIâve never seen you in here before. First time?â
âFirst time at Stone Rose,â Sutton clarified. âNot my first time at the rodeo.â
He nodded up and down, impressed. âOkay, then. Good to know.â
Sutton drained the last of the first Cosmo, timing it perfectlywith the arrival of the second. âCheers.â
The bartender checked his watch, a cheap Timex digital. âHey, in about five minutes I can join you.â
âWho says Iâm looking for company?â
He made a show out of glancing around. âWell, for starters, everyone in this bar. Should I poll the people on the sidewalk,too?â He laughed.
Sutton laughed, too. âIs it that bad?â
The bartender lifted his brow. âI donât know. Maybe itâs that good.You tell me.â
She stared at him for several long seconds, taking in the full impact of his easy sex appeal. âWhatâs your name? And how long have you been able to legally drink?â
âScooter.Three