pile of unwashed
clothing if I know you two girls. ”
“ Thank
you, Barbara. ”
“ See
me before you see him, ” she
said. “ I must assess. ”
“ OK. ”
And then the line went dead.
* * *
When I arrived at Wenn by taxi, I
paid the driver, threaded through the crowds on the sidewalk, and moved into
the building where I took the elevator to the fifty-first floor. I only had thirty minutes before I met
with Marco Boss, and I ’ d
be lying if I said that I wasn ’ t
nervous.
When I entered her office, Blackwell
looked up, and pointed a finger at me.
“ Pretty
hair, ” she
said. “ Good makeup. Now, take off your coat and let me see
the rest of it. ” She put her hands on her desk and
gripped it. “ I ’ ll brace myself for it
now. ”
I rolled my eyes at her, put the
Birkin on the chair opposite her desk, and took off the coat she ’ d purchased for
me. When I did, she immediately got
out of her seat.
“ Well,
well, ” she
said as she came around her desk to study what I was wearing. “ Good lines. It ’ s not a knock off, but
the real thing. I ’ d know at once if it
were a fake. This is no fake. The pants are the correct length. Turn around. Good. Turn to the side. Perfect. Now face me. ” She folded her arms and lifted her
chin. “ The suit fits you
surprisingly well despite the fact that God robbed you of any breasts. ”
“ I
have breasts. ”
“ If
you insist. ”
“ I
do. Maybe not like Jennifer — who
can compete with her? — but
they ’ re
there. ” I decided to go in for the kill. “ And Tank can even motorboat me. ”
“ He
can what? ”
“ Motorboat
me. ”
“ I
don ’ t
know what that is. ”
“ Maybe
that ’ s
because you haven ’ t
really lived. ”
“ It ’ s vulgar, isn ’ t it? ”
“ Actually,
it feels fabulous. Divoon . ”
Her eyes widened. “ Is this some sort of sexual thing? ”
“ Of
course it is —”
“ Enough! You know I don ’ t tolerate that kind
of talk. Motorboating. I have no interest in what that is. It sounds like something they ’ d do on one of those
hillbilly reality shows that are currently ruining our culture. ”
“ Let ’ s just say that you
need to have a rack in order for it to work. ”
“ My
dear, ” she
said. “ A rack you don ’ t have. But if Tank enjoys your boobs, such as
they are, and if you ’ re
convinced that they ’ re
enough, so be it. Let me see the
shoes. ”
I held out one of my legs and turned
my foot for her.
“ J ’ adore Dior, ” she
said. “ Same goes for the
jewels and the bag. Boss is no
fool. He ’ ll know what you ’ re up to, but he ’ ll also be reminded of
Jennifer when he sees them, and that will make him think of his boss — Alex. We ’ re sending out a warning call with those jewels and that
bag. You also look completely
different from the last time he saw you, which likely will be a plus for
him. I think he ’ ll take the bait,
choose his words carefully, and play reasonably nice. ”
“ He
didn ’ t
the other day. ”
She patted her angular bob. “ He might have been scolded since then. Now, it ’ s time for you to go — you don ’ t want to be late. Leave your jacket here. Take
the bag. Arm yourself with it. Hold it so that it ’ s what he sees
first. I ’ ll want a full report
when the meeting is over. ”
* * *
When the elevator stopped on the
twentieth floor and the doors slid open, I stepped out into a space that was
far quieter than Blackwell ’ s
floor. I approached an older woman
behind a desk who reminded me somewhat of Blackwell herself — severe
looking, impeccably dressed, and with a wary look of disdain in her eyes.
She removed her red-framed glasses
and said, “ May
I help you? ”
“ I ’ m here to see Marco
Boss. ”
“ Mr. Boss? ”
“ That