remember?â
But Judith was at the door, turkey skewer in one hand, handkerchief in the other. Somewhat to her surprise, the knob turned easily. âI didnât remember it being locked this afternoon. Still, I wonderâ¦â
âWhat?â demanded Renie, nervously following Judith into Bob-oâs apartment. The little flashlight flitted from broken drum to dirty fridge to a picture of Richard Burton. The clutter seemed much the same as it had a few hours earlier. Yet Judith felt something was amiss.
âWhereâs that light?â she asked, more of herself than of Renie. She waved a hand in the air, finally making contact with a knotted string. The single naked bulb flooded the room with a yellow, sickly sheen. Judith switched off the pocket flash and looked around. âThatkettle wasnât there,â she said, indicating the stove. âWhat is it?â
Renie moved gingerly through the stacks of newspapers and around a deflated inner tube. âMush. Or very gray meat. But donât think itâs affecting my appetite. I could eat Tootle about now. Letâs get out of here.â
âTootle!â Judith swung around, peering up at the refrigerator, the curtain rods, the cupboard over the sink. Her gaze traveled downward, scanning every inch of Bob-oâs earthly possessions.
Next to a small plaster bust of Shakespeare, Judith espied Tootle. She edged closer to inspect the motionless bird. âI guess heâs asleep,â she said but the words were doubtful. Judith touched the parakeet; her hand fell away as if burned.
Tootleâs neck was broken.
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âIâ LL HAVE THE lox with capers and the mussels in broth and the angels on horseback,â a rejuvenated Renie told their waiter. âThen Iâll get the Caesar salad, and after that weâll figure out what weâre going to have for our entrees. Ohâand bring plenty of your wonderful sour-dough bread.â She closed the menu with a big smile.
The waiter had turned to Judith, who was reading the wine list upside-down. âMadame?â he ventured.
âHuh?â Judith gave a start. âOh! Iâll have a cup of clam chowder and a petite filet, medium rare. Maybe Petunia Pig over there will throw me some scraps from her first few courses.â
âJeez, coz,â said Renie after the waiter had headed back toward the cafeâs kitchen, âforget the damned diet! Weâre on the town!â
âWeâre on the lam. And, unlike certain callous people I know, I canât put Bob-o and that poor bird out of my mind. I swear, if youâd gone to watch the aristocrats get guillotined, youâd have brought a picnic hamper.â
Renieâs eyes glazed over. âFilled with French food.Pâté and cheeses and long loaves of bread and tiny button mushrooms withââ
âCan it. Here come our drinks. Why donât you at least have the decency to say youâd rather get sloshed about now than eat like a hog?â
Renieâs ebullience faded as she zeroed in on the tragedy at hand. âShoot, I feel terrible about Bob-o. And even that awful little bird. But starving myself isnât going to bring them back. Remember, coz, we are on vacation .â
âThe Killer isnât,â Judith retorted. âWhy would anybody strangle a parakeet?â She shivered, recalling the stiff little body with its broken neck. Just seconds after the discovery, the sound of squealing tires at the far end of the alley had flushed the cousins from the apartment. Fleeing in the opposite direction, they had sought refuge in the oak and brass ambience of the Prince Albert Cafe.
âMaybe Tootle fell,â Renie suggested after the waiter had left their drinks and brought the bread basket.
Judith shrugged and sipped at her scotch. âItâs weird, Iâll admit. Risky, too. Thatâs assuming whoever did in Bob-o, did ditto for Tootle. I just
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