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back was turned Lady Groan bent forward and peered at the child. The little eyes were glazed with sleep and the candlelight played upon the bald head, moulding the structure of the skull with shifting shade.
    ‘H’m,’ said Lady Groan, ‘what d’you want me to do with him?’
    Nannie Slagg, who was very grey and old, with red rims around her eyes and whose intelligence was limited, gazed vacantly at her ladyship.
    ‘He’s had his bath,’ she said. ‘He’s just had his bath, bless his little lordship’s heart.’
    ‘What about it?’ said Lady Groan.
    The old nurse picked the baby up dexterously and began to rock him gently by way of an answer.
    ‘Is Prunesquallor there?’ repeated Lady Groan.
    ‘Down,’ whispered Nannie, pointing a little wrinkled finger at the floor, ‘d-downstairs: oh yes, I think he is still downstairs taking punch in the Coldroom. Oh dear, yes, bless the little thing.’
    Her last remark presumably referred to Titus and not to Doctor Prunesquallor. Lady Groan raised herself in bed and looking fiercely at the open door, bellowed in the deepest and loudest voice, ‘SQUALLOR!’
    The word echoed along the corridors and down the stairs, and creeping under the door and along the black rug in the Coldroom, just managed, after climbing the doctor’s body, to find its way into both his ears simultaneously, in a peremptory if modified condition. Modified though it was, it brought Doctor Prunesquallor to his feet at once. His fish eyes swam all round his glasses before finishing at the top, where they gave him an expression of fantastic martyrdom. Running his long, exquisitely formed fingers through his mop of grey hair, he drained his glass of punch at a draught and started for the door, flicking small globules of the drink from his waistcoat.
    Before he had reached her room he had begun a rehearsal of the conversation he expected, his insufferable laughter punctuating every other sentence whatever its gist.
    ‘My lady,’ he said, when he had reached her door and was showing the Countess and Mrs Slagg nothing except his head around the door-post in a decapitated manner, before entering. ‘My lady, ha, ha, he he. I heard your voice downstairs as I er – was –’
    ‘Tippling,’ said Lady Groan.
    ‘Ha, ha – how very right you are, how very very right you are, ha, ha, ha, he, as I was, as you so graphically put it, ha, ha, tippling. Down it came, ha, ha – down it came.’
    ‘What came?’ interrupted the Countess loudly.
    ‘Your voice,’ said Prunesquallor, raising his right hand and deliberately placing the tips of his thumb and little finger together, ‘your voice located me in the Coldroom. Oh yes, it did!’
    The Countess stared at him heavily and then dug her elbows into the pillow.
    Mrs Slagg had rocked the baby to sleep.
    Doctor Prunesquallor was running a long tapering forefinger up and down a stalactite of wax and smiling horribly.
    ‘I called you’, said the Countess, ‘to tell you, Prunesquallor, that tomorrow I get up.’
    ‘Oh, he, ha, ha, oh ha, ha, my ladyship, oh, ha, ha, my ladyship – tomorrow ?’
    ‘Tomorrow,’ said the Countess, ‘why not?’
    ‘Professionally speaking –’ began Doctor Prunesquallor.
    ‘Why not?’ repeated the Countess interrupting him.
    ‘Ha, ha, most abnormal, most unusual, ha, ha, ha, most unique, so very soon.’
    ‘So you would docket me, would you, Prunesquallor? I thought you would; I guessed it. I get up tomorrow – tomorrow at dawn .’
    Doctor Prunesquallor shrugged his narrow shoulders and raised his eyes. Then placing the tips of his fingers together and addressing the dark ceiling above him, ‘I advise , but never order,’ he said, in a tone which implied that he could have done any amount of ordering had he thought it necessary. ‘Ha ha, ha, oh no! I only advise.’
    ‘Rubbish,’ said the Countess.
    ‘I do not think so,’ replied Prunesquallor, still gazing upwards. ‘Ha, ha, ha, ha, oh no! not at all.’ As