before my teacher dragged me off, I read the card next to the statue that told how Hanuman was a god of India with the head of a monkey and the body of a man.â
âOh, thatâs Hanuman, is it?â Mr. Wells asks, leaning forward for a closer look. âHmm. So it is.â
âYou know about Hanuman?â
âOf course. I once lived in India. Heâs very popular there.â
âAnyway, when I got home from the museum that day, I pulled this pendant out and told Dad how Iâd learned that Hanuman is a monkey and a man. âDo you believe it?â I said. âHeâs two creatures in one body. Like me!ââ
âHold on,â Mr. Wells says. âYou thought of yourself as two creatures in one body?â
âI still do.â
âExplain, please.â
âWell, after my operation, nobody would ever answer when I asked where my heart came from, so I never knew anything about this . . . thing Iâve got living inside me,â I say, thumping my chest. âOver time, my imagination filled in the blanks, and I started having these awesome dreams. Like, there was one where I had the strength of ten men because Iâd received the heart of a lion. In another one, I got the heart of a dolphin, so I could swim under any ocean on the planet.
âI told Dad that if anyone would understand what itâs like to be two creatures in one body, it would be Hanuman. So that day, he tied this around my neck. And Iâve been wearing it ever since.â
âYou know, millions of people in India wear carvings like yours in the belief that Hanuman will protect them,â Mr. Wells says. âLike a guardian angel.â
âAnd does he?â I ask. âProtect them?â
âYou fell from my roof onto my front lawn, and yet here you are.â He shrugs. âWhat do you think?â
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After Dr. Sakata clears our lunch plates, we spend the afternoon rehearsing. First, Mr. Wells makes me memorize the exact order of the stores Iâll visit tomorrow as well as the item Iâm supposed to buy in each one. Then I have to walk around the room, stopping every few feet, pretending to make a purchase and announcing stuff like, âAt Veckens Stationery, I buy the box of twenty letter-size white envelopes on sale for two dollars and nineteen cents.â Boring, right?
âWhy canât I just take my notes with me?â I ask after the third rehearsal.
âBecause you donât want to . . . what?â
His words come back to me. âAttract attention,â I mumble.
âExactly!â he practically shouts. âYou want to be a spy? Think like one.â
Before I can give him any grief, he plunges ahead. âNow, letâs discuss your wardrobe. Everything you wear,â he warns me, âmust be in drab colors. Nothing flashy. Nothing that anyone might notice.â
He cautions me to avoid salesclerks who know me. âMost of these stores still have temporary holiday cashiers, so be sure to buy your items at their registers. And
do not make conversation
!â He pounds a fist. âI donât want anyone to have any memory of you.â
âOkay, okay, I get it.â
âAnd in every store that you enter, be sure to note the location of surveillance cameras.â
âWhy? Iâm not doing anything illegal.â
âNo, youâre not. But when you reshelve the merchandise the next day, you want to avoid being caught on video. You know how that can come back to haunt you.â
I curl my top lip. âHa-ha. Very funny.â
The hands of my Rolex are creeping toward four oâclock when I collapse in a chair and ask wearily, âAre we done for today?â
âHardly!â Mr. Wells exclaims, and he buzzes the desk intercom. Dr. Sakata enters and takes up his position behind Mr. Wellsâs chair.
âOf the three missions in Operation Christmas