got twenty-two volunteers so far,â I said. âIâm going to organize them in mixed teams.â
âMixed how?â Randall asked.
âGeographically and by exhibition category,â I said. âAnd before you say Iâm overthinking thisâif whoever did this is an exhibitor, and I assume theyâre among the leading suspects, whatâs to stop him from volunteering for our patrol?â At least that was what serial killers always did in the mystery books and TV shows Dad loved so much. But I didnât mention that, because Iâd already figured out that it annoyed the chief when people made television-based assumptions about how his department worked.
âInvolving himself in the investigation,â the chief said, nodding. âNot uncommon.â
âHeâd be a fool not to volunteer,â Randall added.
âSo we donât send two chicken breeders to patrol the chicken tent,â I said. âWe send a hog man from Tazewell and an apple grower from Gloucester. Different farm specialties; opposite ends of the state.â
They both nodded.
âI think we need to concentrate on the east side of the grounds,â Randall said. âParticularly the northeast corner where the Midway is.â
âAre you suspicious of the Midway people?â the chief asked. âOr Clay County?â
âYes,â Vern said, and we all chuckled.
âActually, itâs because we have that eight-foot chain-link fence around the rest of the perimeter.â Randall traced the fairground borders on the map. âSouth, west, northâall fenced in. But the east side backs up against really dense woods and a lot of swampland. We figured only locals could find their way in from back there, and most of them are already working the fair and donât need to sneak in.â
âNext year, I think we need to fence in that side, too,â I said. It was an old argument between Randall and me.
âNext year,â Randall agreed. âBut for now, I say we concentrate our patrols along the east.â
âActually,â I said. âI was thinking weâd concentrate on the exhibit tents and barns.â
âBecause you think the perpetrator is already inside?â the chief asked.
âMaybe,â I said. âBut whether heâs sneaking into the fair or already in, he canât do any damage if he canât get at the exhibits.â
âGood point.â The chief nodded.
âBut Iâll set up a few patrols in the northeast corner, too,â I added.
âBefore I go,â the chief said. âDo you have a list of exhibitors?
âMeg can print you a list,â Randall said. âSheâs set up a whole database of âem. Come onâletâs show him.â
âI didnât set up the database.â I turned on my laptop and opened the file. âIt was Robâs contribution to the Un-fair. One of the perks of having a brother who owns a computer game company.â
âI thought your brother was supremely nontechnical and only came up with the ideas for the games.â The chief was looking over my shoulder at the screen.
âHe didnât do it himself. He assigned his best database programmer to work with me on it. And Iâve got his help desk on speed dial in case we need anything fixed. What information do you want on the exhibitors?â
âWhat do you have?â The chief reached back and pulled up a folding chair to sit at my elbow.
âWhat doesnât she have?â Randall said, with a chuckle.
âIâll show you a sample record.â I called up the last record Iâd viewed. âHereâs the people who lost the Russian Orloffs.â
âThe Baskervilles,â Randall said.
âTheyâre notââ I began.
âMr. Holmes!â Randall declaimed, in a not-very-authentic British accent. âThey were the footprints of a gigantic hen! We
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