Free Foreign Influence by Brad Thor Page A

police officer Paul Davidson,” said the forty-five-year-old cop pretending to be his own outgoing message. “If this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911. For all other matters, hang up and call me when I’m back in my office two days from now.”
    Someone in the background then happily yelled, “Hey! Look at that! Hurry, get the net!”
    Vaughan was getting the distinct impression that the Department of Public Vehicles didn’t hire people unless they were certified wiseasses. There was the sound of line being pulled from a reel as he said, “Officer Davidson, this is Sergeant John Vaughan from the Organized Crime Division.”
    “I didn’t have anything to do with it. It was my wife and mother-in-law’s idea.”
    “Brennan already used that one.”
    “What a thief. I leave the office for three days and he steals all my material.”
    “Is this a bad time, officer?”
    “Let me see,” said Davidson as he took stock of his surroundings. “Six-packs, sandwiches, Chamber of Commerce weather, and the last day of my vacation. No, now’s perfect.”
    “I can call back.”
    “If you let that line snap again,” he said over his shoulder to his fishing companion, “I swear to God I’ll drown you right here.”
    “Got your mother-in-law with you?” asked Vaughan.
    “No, my priest. Now, what can I spend the last day of my vacation doing for you, Sergeant?”
    “I’m working on a hit-and-run. Not a lot of leads. A Yellow Cab hit a young woman about two weeks ago. We know where it happened and approximately what time it happened, but that’s all.”
    “Do you have a description of the driver?”
    “The two witnesses we have are friends of the victim and were intoxicated at the time.”
    “Is the victim still alive?”
    “Yes, but she’s got serious trauma and some bad brain damage.”
    “I’ve never heard of good brain damage,” said Davidson.
    “Touché.”
    “So were the witnesses too drunk to give you a description of the driver?”
    “They think he was Middle Eastern,” replied Vaughan.
    “Okay. Iranian? Iraqi? Jordanian? Palestinian?”
    “I have no idea. All I know is that Officer Brennan said that if his mother had been the victim of a hit-and-run like this, you’re the one he’d want on the case.”
    “First of all, Brennan doesn’t even have a mother. He was a foundling and there’s lots of times I think he should have stayed lost. But setting aside his penchant for Irish bullshit, he does occasionally get some things right.”
    “Then you can help?”
    “What’s the Organized Crime angle here?”
    “I’m also an attorney. In this case, I’m representing the family, trying to help track down the driver.”
    “So you’re getting paid for this?”
    “Yes,” said Vaughan. “But when I find the guy, then my lawyer hat comes off and I’m going to arrest him myself.”
    “Seeing as how you’re supposed to pursue this as a lawyer and not a cop, I assume you’ve got a licensed private investigator working with you?”
    Vaughan hadn’t gotten that far. In fact, he really hadn’t thought about it until now. Normally, he worked his cases alone. “Actually, I don’t have one.”
    “You do now. I charge two hundred bucks an hour plus expenses, nonnegotiable.”
    “Two hundred dollars an hour? That’s more than what I’m charging as the attorney.”
    “The difference between you and me, though, is that it’ll only take two hours of my time to get this guy. And, unlike a lawyer, I don’t charge for simply thinking about cases. I only charge when I am working on them.”
    This guy has been drinking in the sun too long , thought Vaughan. “If you can find this guy in two hours, you’ve got a deal.”
    “I said two hours of my time. It might take me forty-eight overall to get a name and a cab number for you, but I’m only going to charge for the two hours I work. Plus expenses, of course.”
    “What kind of expenses?” asked Vaughan.
    “Don’t worry, Sergeant.