her a strange feeling of sadness that this was the level at which things could feel right and good. Roland better not move a hair and ruin this one sweet moment for her, or she would kill him.
He did not.
And the raccoon bit her.
She yanked her hand away, looking at the animal with shock as it ran into the bushes. He had bitten her out of the blue, the brute.
âIs it bleeding?â Roland asked.
âYes.â
As they walked back to the hotel to find the manager, Roland furtively dropped a button and said, âI told you that you should have fed me the bread. I wouldnât have bitten you.â
âThere has been one instance,â Max said, âin these parts, of someone catching rabies from a raccoon. The only way you can tell if someone has it is to do an autopsy. If youâre not sure, you have to get six shots over the course of a month. Was the raccoon aggressive? Or strangely forward? Did it approach you without fear? Sort of like ⦠oh, I donât know ⦠a stalker?â
âNo, not without fear. It took a while for it to eat out of my hand.â
âThatâs a good sign. But I still think you should see a doctor on Monday. Symptoms donât often appear before two weeks, but if you wait until they do appear, thereâs no treatment, you die.â
âWhat are the symptoms?â Roland asked.
âIrritability, headaches, fever, spasms of the throat muscles, and, eventually, convulsions and delirium. The girl who died of rabies had everything going for her. Itâs a very painful death. And, obviously, itâs contagious.â Max looked at Lynn. âIf you start acting strangely, I will have to put you down.â
âYou mean kill me?â Lynn said.
âIf I see no alternative.â
âThatâs ridiculous.â
âJust donât act strangely.â
All three stared at each other for a few seconds. Abruptly, Max said to Roland, âSimon Peach called for you again. He wondered if you had gotten his first message.â
Lynn had an introspective, preoccupied look on her face during dinner. She was trying to detect rabid feelings in herself, feelings of aggressiveness. She worried that she might be salivating more than usual. And she felt strangely drawn to her knife.
She complained of these things to Roland, who tried to get her mind off them. To get oneâs mind off a worry, thereâs nothing like replacing it by another worry. So Roland talked to her about her desire for nothing and how unpleasant it must have been and must still be, and soon she was no longer complaining about strange attractions to knives.
Max had prepared them vegetable lasagna. He joined them for a few minutes, addressing Roland while looking at Lynn. âEarlier she mentioned being your stalker. I know itâs probably wrong of me, but in my mind I tend to equate stalker with whore.â
Lynn and Roland looked at Max, thinking he was completely insane.
Roland came to Lynnâs defense. âLynn stalks me not because she desires me, but because she doesnât.â
âWhatever,â Max said, nodding, and looked at Lynn. âI guess the reason I equate female stalkers with whores is that I assume theyâre desperate to have sex. So at some point if I happen to say to you, âDo you want to sit on my cock?â please donât take it personally. I would say that to any female stalker whoâs not one of my own stalkers. Oh, and as you may have noticed, I wear a codpiece, which shouldnât frighten you. Itâs true I have a larger penis than most men, particularly in these parts, but itâs not quite as big as the codpiece might lead you to believe.â
âIs this some sort of show you put on to entertain your guests?â Roland asked.
âNow Iâm offended.â
âYouâre offended!â
Max nodded. No one spoke, so Max got up, and said, âItâs okay, Iâll get over