calmed down. âI farted.â She instantly started laughing again. âI farted in his face.â
âOh, my god.â Farrahâs eyes grew to the size of saucers.
âWhat did he do?â Camden asked.
âHe just stopped and looked at me like, really, bitch .â London tuned up her face. âI was so embarrassed.â
âI know you were,â Farrah said. âDid yâall finish having sex?â
âHell yeah, his ass wasnât about to pass up this good pussy,â London replied.
âWow.â Camden crossed her legs.
âI will never look at the Grammy-awardâwinning, People âs sexiest man alive, Teddy, the same again,â Farrah said.
âMe either,â Camden agreed.
âAww, bitch letâs not forget about the time you told us Millsâs pissy ass pissed on his self in the car while yâall were house-hunting and still went in to view the house.â London put Farrah on blast.
âTouché.â Farrah winked.
âSpeaking of Mills . . .â London played with her straw. âWhatâs going on with the paternity test?â
âDonât ask me,â Farrah rolled her eyes. âLast I heard Jade hadnât went in to take the test.â
âWell, there you go.â London waved her hand dismissively. âThat obviously proves that the bitch is lying. She just did it to start shit between you two and it worked. She just mad âcause yâall were getting married.â
âI guess,â Farrah said, shrugging. âI donât even know. I just want the shit to be over with so I can know either way.â
âWhat if it is his?â Camden chimed in. âWhat then?â
Farrah sat and thought about it. Sheâd threatened Mills a thousand times that if the baby was his, sheâd pack up her bags in less than two seconds. But secretly, in the deepest corner of her heart, she wasnât really sure if she would actually leave. To not have Mills be hers anymore would be worse than serving up stepmother realness to his baby. He was her husband and she honestly couldnât fathom life without him. But she couldnât tell her friends that. She had to continue to play the role of being strong and secure in her values. Showing weakness wasnât an option.
âI will leave his ass,â she stated firmly. âAinât nobody got time for that.â
âBut you just got married!â Camden stated.
âAnd? A ring donât mean a thing.â
âThen what was the point of yâall gettingâ married?â Camden quizzed.
Faced with an impossible question to answer, Farrah sat speechless. Then a real answer slipped through her lips before she had the chance to stop herself.
ââCause I didnât wanna be thirty years old and alone.â Farrah stared out into space. âAnd loving him is better than losing him.â
For a while the ladies sat quiet, each engrossed in their own thoughts of love and loss.
âWell, thanks for killinâ my vibe,â London joked.
âReal talk,â Camden laughed. âYou ainât have to get all Iyanla Vanzant on us.â
âI donât wanna talk about it anymore,â Farrah sighed. âI just wanna drink, laugh, and dance.â
âAmen!â London lifted her drink in the air for a toast. âRound two is on me,â she announced as they all clinked glasses.
After their fourth drink, all three girls were beyond buzzed and kicking it. Justin Timberlakeâs smooth hit âSuit & Tieâ was banginâ and Farrah was grooving to the beat. She was having so much fun that she didnât even notice that she was being watched from across the room. West Coast Compton rapper J.R. and his entourage of fellow rappers and goons were in the building. He was there for his showâs after party.
He and his crew were posted up in the corner of the room with bottles of Ace of