longer than anyone else in this whole messed-up fairyland, and I still donât know you at all. All youâve done is lie to me. So yeah,â I spat. âI like you. I think. But I think youâd better start giving me some explanations.â
Pete just nodded with resigned understanding. He took a deep breath and slumped against the wall, folding his tense, sinewy arms across his chest. âOkay,â he said. âBut you might as well have a seat, âcause I wasnât kidding when I said it was a long story. And I donât even know the whole thing.â
I considered it, and then sat back down in the hammock Iâd slept in, leaving my bare feet firm on the ground to steady myself. For now, I kept my knife in my hand. I didnât think I would need it, but you could never be too safe around here.
âLetâs hear it,â I said. âJust tell me everything you do know.â
âWhere should I start?â
âThe beginning.â
So Pete started at the beginning. âOnce upon a time . . . ,â he said.
SEVEN
âOnce upon a time,â Pete began, âthere was a little girlâa fairy, actually, but who knows what a fairy really even is? Iâve always been sort of fuzzy on that. Anyway. She was a princess. Or, well, really she wasnât a princess at all, because she had no parents, so technically she was the queen. But everyone thought it seemed dumb to call her a queen, because she was just a baby. I mean, she couldnât even walk. So they called her Princess Ozma.â
âHow can a baby be queen?â I asked. âWas she just crawling around the palace by herself? Who was taking care of her? And, like, who was ruling Oz?â
âShe had a nursemaid,â Pete explained. âA winged monkey named Lulu whose family had worked for the royal family for ages. She took care of Ozma, and after a time, Lulu came to think of Ozma as her own.â
I did a double take. âWait a minute,â I said. â Queen Lulu?â
âI guess thatâs what sheâs calling herself these days,â Pete saidwith a rueful smile. âEveryone and their babysitterâs got a crown in this stupid fairyland, huh?â
âActually, Queen Lulu wears a tutu and cat-eye sunglasses,â I pointed out.
Pete snickered. âI meant, like, a metaphorical crown , â he said. âBecause, look, the thing about Oz that you have to understand is thereâs only one true queen. It didnât matter that Ozma was a baby or whatever. Sheâs the only living descendant of the fairy Lurline, so that makes her the one in charge. Itâs like the law or something. They call it Old Magic. Look, I donât totally understand it either, but I donât have to. Everything sort of depends on it, you know?â
âNot really,â I said. âBut keep going. Maybe Iâll get it later.â
âThe point is that basically no one was in charge. So when the Wizard showed up from god knows where, wellâletâs just say the people of Oz were ready for some real leadership. Didnât even really matter that he wasnât a wizard at all. So he sets himself up in the palace, takes the baby Ozma, sells her to Mombi, andââ
âHold up,â I interjected. This story was getting more confusing by the second. âHe just takes the baby?â
Pete raised his eyebrows in consternation. âIf I have to give you every little detail itâs going to take all day.â
âBut what about Lulu?â I asked. âIf she was supposed to be taking care of Ozma, why didnât she stop him?â
Pete shook his head sadly. âHe found this magic hat thing. If you have the hat, you control the monkeys. This was a long time ago, rememberâDorothy must still have the hat lying aroundsomewhere nowadays. Anyway, the Wizard gave the magic hat to the Wicked Witch of the West in exchange for her help, and