out?â
âFrom this little bastard,â muttered Charles, pushing at the glass door of Denver and Denver, Estate Agents. It remained firmly shut.
âNever open, âe isnât, love.â A female head popped out of the newsagentâs next door. âNothing to sell, anyway.â
A glance in the window confirmed this. A couple of flyblown old pictures of houses with no prices attached were all that indicated the nature of the business.
âYou donât know where we could find him?â Fran asked.
The woman shrugged. âNo idea, love. I donât move in his circles.â
âNow where?â said Charles. âBack to dear Barbara?â
âI suppose so. We need to find out about this death certificate business. Donât you have to provide some sort of proof of identity, or something?â
âWhat happened when your mother died?â
âOh, I donât know. The doctor gave me the medical certificate and I took it to the registrar. There wasnât any question about who I was or anything. Perhaps it doesnât matter who does it?â
Charles looked thoughtful. âPerhaps thatâs the case. And after all, if an old biddy dies somewhere like The Laurels there might not be a next-of-kin handy.â
âI think what we really need is the medical certificate.â
âI never thought of that.â Charles stopped suddenly. âWho signed it? We all left Mrs Headlam in charge. I suppose she got a doctor in.â
âTheyâll have a regular doctor there, I should think. Do they have to have a medical certificate before the body can be moved?â
âOh, lord, I donât know. Letâs ring her.â
Back in the car, Charles found The Laurelsâ phone number on his mobile. Fran listened to his end of the conversation.
âIâm sorry to trouble you again, Mrs Headlam, but who signed the death certificate for my aunt? Oh, really? Are they allowed to do that?â
He switched off and turned to Fran.
âIt appears that if the doctor treating the deceased isnât available, the body can be removed by ambulance, and has to be reported to the coroner. Stallwood and Stallwood are probably expecting the certificate to be sent to Barbara to go and get the death certificate from the registrar.â
âSo the funeral couldnât possibly go ahead yet?â said Fran, surprised.
âI donât think so. We need to find out from Barbara. Come on.â
A low-slung silver sports car sat on the drive of Blagstock House when they returned.
âPaul,â said Charles. âWatch out for fireworks.â
It took a long time for Barbara to open the door, and when she did, she looked flushed and nervous.
âI didnât expect you back,â she said, although not expecting to be believed, if Fran was any judge.
A young man appeared behind her, smiling determinedly.
âCharles,â he said, âand Cousin Fran. Good to see you.â
Oh, yeah , thought Fran.
âPaul.â Charles nodded. âBarbara, we need to talk. Iâm afraid youâve led us up the garden path. May we come in?â
Paul took his mother by the shoulders and moved her aside. âOf course,â he said. âDo come in, both of you. I gather you didnât get any tea on your last visit? Shall we make some more?â
âNo, thanks. Weâd just like a chat.â Charles went straight past mother and son into the drawing room, where the abandoned tea tray still sat. Fran followed, getting a whiff of something sharp and expensive as she sidled past Paul.
âThe funeral isnât booked, Barbara,â began Charles, standing in front of the empty fireplace like a Victorian squire. âI thought you said it was.â
Barbara looked as though she might faint. Paul pushed her into a chair and turned to face Charles.
âShe isnât playing at anything, Charles. Iâm sure, if youâve
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