star-crossed lovers and dutiful daughters. It was poor stuff â but better than many a tale that made it into print. I left it on the table so that Mr Tweadle would see it when he came down for breakfast.
âAh, I see youâve passed your time profitably, Cathy,â he said, stirring his porridge and smiling atme as if for all the world our quarrel of yestereve had not happened.
âYes, sir.â
I went out the back to escape his presence. I wasnât sure how long I could keep up the pretence of obedience when I hated every wispy hair on his head. Iâd only swept the yard twice over when he came to the door holding my new story.
âWhatâs all this?â he asked me. âWhere are the boxers and the villains? The musicians and actors?â
So he had read my stuff then.
âI wrote what I thought you, standing
in loco parentis
, would approve of, sir,â I said with a passable imitation of meekness.
âWell, no, no, I do not approve, Cathy. I want the other kind of story from you â something with guts and excitement, not this curds-and-whey stuff.â
âWhy? I thought I was supposed to be just amusing myself â a hobby you called it.â A suspicion was forming in my mind that perhaps after all his delays he might, just might, be considering putting out a collection of my work. This might all be a test to see if I really was the author.
âHmm.â He looked up at the sky and then down at me. âIf you are ever going to make it into print, Cathy, you have to be true to yourself. This . . . this is cheap imitation. I want the genuine article.â
I nodded. âI understand. Iâll write something for you â to show you I can do it.â
âThatâs it. You do that. Take the morning to see what you can knock out for me.â
Heartened by this exchange, even partially reconciled to my position in the household if I was allowed time to write, I cleared the kitchen table and set down to work. I was soon lost in an account of a visit to a crime lordâs flashy household and forgot the time. I was amused to find that even Billy made good copy when turned into a story â the repellent reality becoming quite amusing when looked at from a distance.
I was so pleased by the end product that I was determined to take it to Mr Tweadle directly. I tried the kitchen door: it wasnât locked this morning. Running along the corridor, I paused outside the shop entrance, wondering if it was safe to knock. Mr Tweadle would not want me tointerrupt him with a customer. I could hear voices. I put my head close to the door to listen.
âI asked you, sir, if you knew where I could find Catherine Royal.â It was Mr Sheridan. Thank goodness I hadnât burst in dressed in my dirty scullery maidâs apron â I would have died of embarrassment.
âAs I told you, I have no idea where the young person can be found,â Mr Tweadle said airily.
âHeâs lying, he must be.â Frank! What was he doing here? âItâs her stuff, I know it is.â
Mr Sheridan spoke again. âLook, Mr . . . er . . . Mr Tweadle, the young lady has disappeared and her friends are most anxious to locate her. Iâm not asking you to betray any confidences â weâre not fortune hunters trying to muscle in on her success or anything of that kind â but we know that you must be in contact with her or you wouldnât have all this.â
All what? What were they talking about?
âI repeat, sir, I have no knowledge of the lady. You are mistaken if you think this belongs to anyone but my talented young assistant, George Nokes. Heâs a prodigy.â
âHeâs a fraud and a thief!â interrupted Frank, outraged. âIf heâs told you those stories are his then heâs lying through his teeth.â
âAm not!â protested Nokes. âIâve sweated over those, I âave. Iâd swear