Free Saint Anything by Sarah Dessen Page B

think of, so I took a seat on one of three benches I now knew they staked out each day. Mac was on another, eating from a plastic ziplock bag full of grapes, while Eric, wearing a fedora, strummed his guitar, facing the courtyard.
    “We’ve already met, remember?” Mac said.
    “She’s met you guys,” she responded. “But not Irv.”
    “Who’s Irv?” I asked.
    Just then, a shadow came over me. Not a metaphorical or symbolic one, but a real, actual shadow, as in something large had blocked out the sun. I went from squinting to sitting in shade in a matter of seconds. I looked behind me, expecting to see—what? A sudden skyscraper? A wall? Instead, it was the human equivalent: the biggest, broadest, thickest black guy I had ever seen. He was wearing dress pants, a shirt and tie with a Jackson High football jersey over it, and sunglasses. As I stared at him, he held out a huge hand.
    “Irving Fearrington,” he said. “Pleasure to meet you.”
    My hand looked like a toy wrapped in his. I had the fleeting thought that he could rip my entire arm out of my socket and eat it and I would not be surprised. Somehow, despite this, I managed to say, “Hi.”
    “Whatcha got for lunch today, Irv?” Layla said as he lowered his huge girth onto the last open bench. “Anything good?”
    “Dunno yet.” He unzipped his backpack—God, his wrists were thicker than my
legs
—and pulled out a large insulated cooler. As he opened it, I saw it was packed with plastic bags, which he began unloading. One had what looked like chicken legs. Another, some kind of grain. On and on, they kept coming: edamame, a stack of hamburger patties, hard-boiled eggs. And finally, at the very end, there was a bag packed with cookies.
    “Score!” Layla said, seeing this. Irv grinned, suddenly looking much less intimidating. Like he might pull
out
your arm, but not eat it. “Toss those over.”
    “I don’t think so.” He wagged a huge finger at her. “You know the rules. Protein first.”
    “Irving. For God’s sake. I already have one diet nag in my life.”
    “I didn’t say a word,” Mac said, eating another grape.
    “Protein,” Irv repeated, waving his hand at his substantial meal. “Your choice.”
    “Fine. Give me a couple of eggs.”
    He handed over the bag, and she opened it, taking out two, then passed it back. Irving held it to me. “Egg? Whites are the perfect protein.”
    “Um, no, thanks,” I said, holding up the grilled cheese I’d gotten. “I’m good.”
    “Lucky you,” Layla grumbled, peeling an egg. “If I showed up with one of those, these two would never let me hear the end of it.”
    “But you
wouldn’t
show up with that,” Mac said. “You’d just get fries and call it lunch. And fries aren’t a meal.”
    “Fine, Grandma. Just shut up and eat your grapes, would you?”
    In response, he threw one at her. It went wide, though, and hit me square in the face. As it bounced off, rolling into the grass, I saw his eyes widen, horrified.
    “
Nice
, Macaulay Chatham,” his sister said. “Is that part of your game now? Throwing food at pretty girls to get their attention?”
    I was pretty now? And then we were both blushing.
    “I wasn’t aiming at her,” he said, clearly embarrassed. To me he said, “Sorry.”
    “It’s fine,” I said.
    “Although I
can
see that as the beginning to a great love story,” Layla said.
    “Here we go,” Irv groaned, eating half a hamburger patty in one bite.
    This Layla ignored, pulling a knee up to her chest. “Seriously. Can’t you just see it? ‘He threw a grape at me on a sunny day, and I just
knew
it was love.’”
    “That,” Mac said, spitting out a seed, “is the stupidest one yet.”
    “Which is really saying something,” Irv added.
    She made a face, wrinkling her nose, then said to me, “These boys have no sense of romance. I, on the other hand, am a connoisseur.”
    “You call yourself a connoisseur of everything,” her brother pointed out.
    “Not