and looked out over the starlit darkness of the test kitchen. Sitting on a stool at one of the prep tables was Marge, her face and hands smeared brown with melted chocolate.
âNo more!â Marge wailed. âWhat will I do? Iâve eaten them all. There are no more!â
CHAPTER 5
In an Apricot Jam
âM arge?â said Rose, tiptoeing down the steel spiral staircase and into the test kitchen. âAre you okay?â
âMoony Pyes!â wailed the Head Baker. âI need more Moony Pyes!â
âWhy donât you put on a light so I donât trip,â Rose said, âand then weâll talk about Moony Pyes.â
Sniffling, Marge rolled off her stool and waddled over to the wall, where she switched on a single overhead lamp. It left most of the kitchen dark except for the area around the prep table. Margeâs fingers were coated in chocolate and cookie crumbs, and soon everything she touchedâthe light switch, her mouth, her apron, her hair, and underneath her eyesâwas coated as well.
Rose sat at the table and patted Marge on her round shoulder. âNow, Marge, what happened to the dozen Moony Pyes that we made before everyone went to bed?â
âAbsolutely gone,â Marge answered with a smack of her lips. âOne hundred percent in my stomach right now. Ate them. All twelve. Took about three minutes.â Marge drummed her sticky fingers on the table. âI tried to make more, but I couldnât get the Moonâs Cheese to melt like you did! You truly are a rare genius, and I will serve you forever if youâll just make me a few dozen more Moony Pyes.â
Rose eyed the Moonâs Cheese in its jar. What was left had solidified into a dense stony layer. Rose didnât know if she could get it to melt again.
âI feared this would happen,â said Marge. She stared at Rose, her eyes enormous, teary disks.
Rose furrowed her brow. âFeared what would happen?â
âThat Mr. Butter would find a way to make Mostess treats so perfect that theyâd . . . enslave people who ate them! They always had a secret ingredient in them that made you want to eat more,â said Marge, patting her belly, âbut now . . . wow . Who will be able to eat anything else? One bite and youâre hooked. America really is in trouble.â
âHold on,â said Rose, placing a hand on Margeâs broad damp wrist. âMr. Butter is trying to create baked goods that you actually canât stop eating?â
âThe only thing that will stop the hunger . . . ,â Marge began, glancing around.
âIs another Moony Pye,â Rose finished.
âYes! But Iâve said too much!â Marge leaned forward and said, âWeâre not allowed to talk about it.â
âWhat if I told you Iâd make more Moony Pyes?â said Rose. â Then would you tell me?â
Marge nodded and immediately launched into a gossipy whisper. âOnce the recipes are perfected, the new Moony Pyes will go into factory-wide production and be shipped everywhere. There will be so many Moony Pyes! Just imagine!â She gazed blankly at the empty cupboard.
Rose snapped her fingers. âStay with me, Marge.â
With a gulp, Marge continued. âAnd people will eat and eat and eat them, and then all of the country will be ensnared. Theyâll have to keep buying Mostess treatsâstarting with the Moony Pye that you perfected into the most divine form of enslavement ever imagined!â
âWait!â said Rose. âThatâs not what I did! I just fixed the proportions in some marshmallow cream!â
âYes,â said Marge. âA marshmallow cream of mass destruction !â She let out a tiny burp. âYum!â Margeâs gaze returned to the almost-empty jar of Moonâs Cheese. âDonât you think you ought to preheat the oven, if youâre going to make