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this is why these verses go about together, because they are all friends of Christopher Robin; and if I left out one because it was not quite like the one before, then I should have to leave out the one before because it was not quite like the next, which would be disappointing for them.
    Then there is another thing. You may wonder sometimes who is supposed to be saying the verses. Is it the Author, that strange but uninteresting person, or is it Christopher Robin, or some other boy or girl, or Nurse, or Hoo? If I had followed Mr. Wordsworth’s plan I could have explained this each time; but, as it is, you will have to decide for yourselves. If you are not quite sure, then it is probably Hoo. I don’t know if you have ever met Hoo, but he is one of those curious children who look four on Monday, and eight on Tuesday, and are really twenty-eight on Saturday, and you never know whether it is the day when he can pronounce his “r’s.” He had a great deal to do with these verses. In fact, you might almost say that this book is entirely the unaided work of Christopher Robin, Hoo, and Mr. Shepard, who drew the pictures. They have said “Thank you” politely to each other several times, and now they say it to you for taking them into your house. “Thank you so much for asking us. We’ve come.”
    A.A.M.

W HEN W E W ERE V ERY Y OUNG

Corner-of-the-Street
Down by the corner of the street,
Where the three roads meet,
And the feet
Of the people as they pass go “Tweet-tweet-tweet—”
Who comes tripping round the corner of the street?
One pair of shoes which are Nurse’s;
One pair of slippers which are Percy’s…
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

Buckingham Palace
    They’re changing guard at Buckingham Palace—
    Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
    Alice is marrying one of the guard.
    “A soldier’s life is terrible hard,”
    Says Alice.

    They’re changing guard at Buckingham Palace—
    Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
    We saw a guard in a sentry-box.
    “One of the sergeants looks after their socks,”
    Says Alice.
    They’re changing guard at Buckingham Palace—
    Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
    We looked for the King, but he never came.
    “Well, God take care of him, all the same,”
    Says Alice.
    They’re changing guard at Buckingham Palace—
    Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
    They’ve great big parties inside the grounds.
    “I wouldn’t be King for a hundred pounds,”
    Says Alice.
    They’re changing guard at Buckingham Palace—
    Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
    A face looked out, but it wasn’t the King’s.
    “He’s much too busy a-signing things,”
    Says Alice.
    They’re changing guard at Buckingham Palace—
    Christopher Robin went down with Alice.
    “Do you think the King knows all about me ?”
    “Sure to, dear, but it’s time for tea,”
    Says Alice.

Happiness

    John had Great Big Waterproof Boots on; John had a Great Big Waterproof Hat; John had a Great Big Waterproof Mackintosh—And that (Said John) Is That.

The Christening
What shall I call
My dear little dormouse?
His eyes are small,
But his tail is e-nor-mouse.

I sometimes call him Terrible John,
’Cos his tail goes on—
And on—
And on.
And I sometimes call him Terrible Jack,
’Cos his tail goes on to the end of his back.
And I sometimes call him Terrible James,
’Cos he says he likes me calling him names….
But I think I shall call him Jim,
’Cos I am so fond of him.

Puppy and I
I met a man as I went walking;
We got talking,
Man and I.
“Where are you going to, Man?” I said
(I said to the Man as he went by).
“Down to the village, to get some bread.
Will you come with me?” “No, not I.”

I met a Horse as I went walking;
We got talking,
Horse and I.
“Where are you going to, Horse, today?”
(I said to the Horse as he went by).
“Down to the village to get some hay.
Will you come with me?” “No, not I.”

I met a Woman as I went walking;
We got talking,
Woman and I.
“Where are you