know, one ingredient is missing that you always add to fish: potatoes. You know why?â
Hypnotized by her magic incantation, gawping incredulously, the four friends shook their heads.
âBecause the potato is hard-hearted and this lot is of more noble mind.â
âJose, where the hell do you get all this stuff?â asked the Count, on the edge of a nervous breakdown.
âDonât be such a policeman and take the dishes to the kitchen.â
The Count, Andrés and the Rabbit voted to nominate it the worldâs best ajiaco , but Carlos, whoâd downed three big spoonfuls while the others were still blowing the steam rising from their bowls, pointed out critically that his mother had often cooked it better.
They drank coffee, washed up and Josefina decided to go to see the Pedro Infante film they were showing in the âHistory of the Cinemaâ because she preferred that story of tip-top Mexican cowboys to the argument the diners launched into with the first round of the nightâs third bottle of rum.
âHey, savage,â said Skinny after downing another line of rum, âdo you really think the marijuana has to do with Pre-Uni.â
The Count lit his cigarette and imitated his friendâs alcoholic style.
âI donât know, Skinny, I really donât, but itâs my gut feeling. As soon as I stepped back into Pre-Uni I felt it was another world, another place, and I couldnât see it like it was our Pre-Uni. Thereâs nothing stranger than going somewhere you thought you knew by heart and realizing itâs not what youâd imagined. I do think we were more innocent and kids now are more crooked or cynical. We liked to wear our hair long and be transported by our music, but we were told so often we had a responsibility before history that we finally believed we did and we knew we had to shoulder it, right or wrong? There werenât the hippies or drop-outs there are now. This guy,â and he pointed at Rabbit, âspent the whole day harping on about being a historian and read more books than the whole history department put together. And this fellow,â it was now Andrésâ turn, âdecided he was going to be a doctor and he is a doctor, and spent every day
playing baseball because he wanted to get in the National League. And didnât you spend your whole time chasing skirt and then get an average mark of 96?â
âHey, Conde,â Skinny waved his hands, like a coach trying to stop a runner dangerously on course to a suicidal out, âwhat you say is true, but itâs also true there were no hippies, because they fumigated the lot . . . Every man jack.â
âWe werenât so different, Conde,â then Andrés intervened, shaking his head when Skinny went to offer him the bottle. âThings were different, thatâs true, whether more romantic or less pragmatic, who knows, or maybe they treated us harder, but I think in the end life passes us all by. Them and us.â
âListen to him speak: âless pragmatic thingsâ,â Rabbit laughed.
âDonât piss around, Andrés, what do you mean, passed us fucking by? Youâve done what you wanted to do and if you were never a baseball player, it was down to bad luck,â countered Skinny, who remembered the day when Andrés sprained his ankle and was out of his best championship. It was a real defeat for the whole tribe: Andrésâ injury put an end to all their hopes of having a pal in the dugout belonging to the Industriales, seated between Capiró and Marquetti.
âDonât think that for one minute. What the hell happened to you? You donât fool me, Carlos: youâre fucked
and they fucked you up. I can walk and Iâm fucked as well: I never was a baseball player, Iâm a bog-standard doctor in a bog-standard hospital, I married a woman whoâs also bog-standard who works in a shitty office where they fill
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