Free The Guestbook by Holly Martin Page B

tomorrow, lots of massages and relaxing. We’re not doing anything heavy; I’ll leave that to the boys. They’ve gone to Ibiza for the stag do. Dan has insisted that we leave the mobile phones at home then we won’t be tempted to text or phone each other or be wondering why the other person hasn’t texted or phoned.
     
    I miss him already.
    Imogen Brooke.
     
    OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE. I’M SURE YOU CAN SPEND ONE WEEKEND AWAY FROM HIM; YOU’VE GOT THE REST OF YOUR LIVES TOGETHER. AND WE MAY NOT BE GOING CLUBBING OR SITTING ON A BEACH SIPPING COCKTAILS, WE MAY BE IN THE BACK END OF NOWHERE, SPENDING OUR HEN WEEKEND IN THE DREARY INBRED CAPITAL OF BRITAIN, WHERE THEY SHAG THEIR COWS FOR ENTERTAINMENT, BUT WE ARE DAMNED WELL GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. WE’RE PLAYING DRINKING GAMES TONIGHT UNTIL ONE OF US PUKES AND TOMORROW WE HAVE A FEW LITTLE SURPRISES UP OUR SLEEVE.
    AMY BRADLEY
     
    Amy we did agree no surprises. And you know I’m not a big drinker.
    Imogen
     
    WELL IF YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO GET DRUNK ONCE IN YOUR LIFE THEN YOUR HEN WEEKEND HAS TO BE IT. HOW DID YOU AND DAN GET TOGETHER, HE LIKES NOTHING MORE THAN GOING OUT AND GETTING DRUNK.
     
    Leave her alone Amy. This is her hen weekend and she should be having fun the way she wants to, not the way you want to.
    Paige.
     
    OH SHUT UP PAIGE.
     
    Have you two started already? Cut it out Amy.
    Charlotte.
     
    By popular demand we are going to play some drinking games.
    Imogen
     
    Feeling a bit fuzzy now.
     
    I love my girlies, they are the best in the world ever.
     
    Sadie’s just been sick.
     
    Amy is singing on the table.
     
    Urgh, think it’s definitely time for bed.
     
     
    Saturday:
    We’re off to the spa now. I think we’re all feeling a little worse for wear this morning. A day being pampered will be just what we need.
    Imogen
     
    I can’t believe four weeks today I’ll be getting married. Dan and I will be driving straight up here on our wedding night to start the first part of our honeymoon.
     
    THAT’S IF THE WEDDING TAKES PLACE, I’VE JUST HAD A TEXT FROM SIMON FROM THE STAG DO. IT SEEMS DAN IS ENJOYING HIMSELF VERY MUCH.
     
    What does that mean?
     
    Don’t be a bitch Amy.
    Charlotte
     
    I’M JUST SAYING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING, CHARLOTTE. YOU SAID THE SAME TO ME LAST NIGHT.
     
    In Dan’s defence, he told me the other day how much he really loves Imogen. How he never thought he could love anyone as much as he loved her. So what if he’s having fun, he’s probably just getting drunk and passing out on the beach. The important thing is that in four weeks, he will be sliding that ring onto her finger and starting a whole new life together.
    Paige
     
    Can we go to the spa now, instead of writing in this bloody book? I have toes that need a pedicure and a hot stone massage to enjoy.
    Sadie
     
    And Dan said the same to me, that though it was scary committing himself to one woman for the rest of his life, he knew that he would never find anyone that he loved as much as he loved Immy.
     
    Why is it scary?
    Imogen
     
    Spa. NOW!!
     
    Have just got back from a wonderful day at the spa, drinking champagne and being thoroughly pampered. Tonight we’re going to watch films and… Oh, there’s a policeman at the door.
    Imogen
     
    OH MY GOD!! I do so love a man in uniform, even if the uniform didn’t stay on for long.
    Sadie
     
    WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
     
    As surprises go, this was a damned fine one.
    Charlotte
     
    I don’t like strippers; I think they’re crass and very embarrassing. However, PC Dick Grandé, as he called himself, was very entertaining. Rubbing baby lotion onto his body was… well as much as I hate to admit it, this was one fantastic surprise.
    Imogen
     
    PICTURES GOING UP ON FACEBOOK NOW!!!
    AMY
     
    Don’t you dare. Where’s your loyalty? What happens on the hen weekend, stays on the hen weekend.
    Charlotte
     
    KEEP YOUR HAIR ON.
     
     
    Sunday:
    Just popped by to see if you’re all ok. Everyone