groaned. Even me.
"I spoke with Ethan Bailey's physician," Claire continued. "I spoke with Isa's gynecologist. Both doctors had complete and recent medical histories of their patients, and the Baileys passed their physicals with five stars each, ten stars total. Those kids knew how to take care of their bodies.
"So as I hung up the phone after talking to you ten minutes ago," she said to Jacobi, "the rushed toxicology report walked in the door.
"I was ready to opine that if there was poison involved, one of the Baileys whacked the other and then took poison him- or herself, so we'd have homicide-suicide or double suicide. But I got surprised—and not in a good way."
Claire had us by the eyeballs.
No one spoke. Maybe no one breathed.
Claire waved a computer printout, said, "Toxicology was negative. No poison, no opiates, no narcotics, no nothing. Cause of death? No idea. Manner of death? No idea. Something stinks, and I don't know what," she told us, "but the likelihood of these two individuals, with completely negative autopsies and completely negative toxicologies, expiring at the same time is statistically
astronomical.
"
"Oh, man," I muttered. "So much for 'The tox screens will give us a clue.' "
"Okay, okay, I was wrong about that, Lindsay. Since there's no such thing as 'sudden adult death syndrome,' we're thinking homicide. Until we've got something to go on, I'm giving Ethan and Isa Bailey Chinese death certificates."
Chi spoke up, said, "Claire, my darling, that's a new one for me. What's a Chinese death certificate?"
"Pen Ding," she cracked. "Case open. Any other questions?"
"Yep," said Jacobi. "What now?"
Claire took her feet off the desk, stood up, and said, "I'm going home. Going to kiss my baby. Then I'm going to eat an entire turkey potpie followed by a bowl of chocolate pudding with whipped cream, and no one better try to stop me."
She gazed around the room at our faces, slack from the long day and gray from the overhead fluorescent lights. I was pretty sure we looked like the living dead.
Jacobi in particular looked awful. He would be the one telling the family and the press and the chief and the mayor that at the end of the day, we were clueless.
"I know you're just getting started, and so am I," said Claire, her smile beaming a small ray of hope into our collective gloom. "I sent the samples back to the lab. Let the night crew take a crack at this," she said. "I'm asking them to run the tests again, this time instructing them to look for the weird, the strange, and the
bizarre.
"
Chapter 33
C ONKLIN AND I spent seven full hours interviewing Isa and Ethan Bailey's friends, family, and the short list of their non-live-in personal employees: Isa's secretary; the dog walker, who was also a gal Friday; and the children's tutor.
Nothing popped. We filled our notebooks and moved on.
While the rest of my team went back to the neighborhood canvass, Conklin and I went to see Yancey and Rita Booth, Isa's indescribably wealthy parents, who tearfully invited us into their magnificent Nob Hill home.
We spent hours with the Booths, mostly listening and taking notes. The Booths were in their sixties, devastated by Isa's death, and needed to talk their way through the shock by telling us about the Booth and Bailey family histories.
According to Yancey Booth, there was a hundred-year-old dispute between the Booths and the Baileys, ongoing to this day, that had started with a plot of land with ambiguous boundary lines.
We learned that Ethan Bailey had three brothers, none of them successful, and that little fact opened a door to a new branch of the investigation.
We looked at the Booth family photos going back to the gold-rush days, and we met the grandkids, or rather
they
met
us,
demanding to be let in to see the police.
At five in the afternoon we turned down an offer to stay for dinner. We left our cards and assurances that Isa Booth Bailey was our number one priority—and then we got the hell