Damned odd, I thought.
I was arse over elbow for months, I can tell you.” The Colonel's voice tailed away.
“Damned hot,” he said after a while.
“Damned hot. Ever heard of the 95th, Sharpe?”
'95th, sir? Another Scottish regiment?"
“Lord, no. The 95th Rifles. They're a new regiment. Couple of years old. Used to be
called the Experimental Corps of Riflemen!” Wallace hooted with laughter at the clumsy
name.
“But a friend of mine is busy with the rascals. Willie Stewart, he's called. The
Honourable William Stewart. Capital fellow! But Willie's got some damned odd ideas. His
fellows wear green coats. Green! And he tells me his riflemen ain't as rigid as he seems to
think we are.” Wallace smiled to show he had made some kind of joke.
“Thing is, Sharpe, I wondered if you wouldn't be better suited to Stewart's outfit? His
idea, you should understand. He wrote wondering if I had any bright young officers who
could carry some experience of India to Shorncliffe. I was going to write back and say
we do precious little skirmishing here, and it's skirmishing that Willie's rogues are
being trained to do, but then I thought of you, Sharpe.”
Sharpe said nothing. Whichever way you wrapped it up, he was being dismissed from the
74th, though he supposed it was kind of Wallace to make the 95th sound like an interesting
sort of regiment.
Sharpe guessed they were the usual shambles of a hastily raised wartime battalion,
staffed by the leavings of other regiments and composed of gutter rogues discarded by
every other recruiting sergeant. The very fact they wore green coats sounded bad, as
though the army could not be bothered to waste good red cloth on them. They would probably
dissolve in panicked chaos in their first battle.
“I've written to Willie about you,” Wallace went on, 'and I know he'll have a place for
you." Meaning, Sharpe thought, that the Honourable William Stewart owed Wallace a
favour.
“And our problem, frankly,” Wallace continued, 'is that a new draft has reached Madras.
Weren't expecting it till spring, but they're here now, so we'll be back to strength in a
month or so." Wallace paused, evidently wondering if he had softened the blow
sufficiently.
“And the fact is, Sharpe,” he resumed after a while, 'that Scottish regiments are more
like, well, families!
Families, that's it, just it. My mother always said so, and she was a pretty shrewd
judge of these things. Like families! More so, I think, than English regiments, don't you
think?"
“Yes, sir,” Sharpe said, trying to hide his misery.
“But I can't let you go while there's a war on,” Wallace continued heartily. The Colonel
had turned to watch the cannon again. The engineer had finished unwinding his fuse and
the gunners now shouted at everyone within earshot to stand away.
“I do enjoy this,” the Colonel said warmly.
“Nothing like a bit of gratuitous destruction to set the juices flowing, eh?”
The engineer stooped to the fuse with his tinderbox. Sharpe saw him strike the flint
then blow the charred linen into flame. There was a pause, then he put the fuse end into the
small fire and the smoke fizzed up.
The fuse burned fast, the smoke and sparks snaking through the dry grass and starting small
fires, then the red hot trail streaked up the back of the gun and down into the
touch-hole.
For a heartbeat nothing happened, then the whole gun just seemed to disintegrate. The
charge had tried to propel the double shot up the wedged barrel, but the resistance was
just big enough to restrict the explosion. The touch-hole shot out first, the shaped piece
of metal tearing out a chunk of the upper breach, then the whole rear of the painted
barrel split apart in smoke, flame and whistling lumps of jagged metal. The forward part of
the barrel, jaggedly torn off, dropped to the grass as the gun's wheels were splayed out. The
gunners cheered.
“One less Mahratta