âand youâre Goldilocks,â he added, while we were strategizing my attack. I laughed at the time and said I hoped they served a decent porridge, but it doesnât seem nearly as funny now. Bears would be a welcome sight.
Giant scorpions? Not so much.
I see them now, right where theyâre supposed to be. Papa is at four oâclock, shiny and black and the biggest of them, his stinger raised to a height about twice my own five feet ten inches. Mamaâs at eight oâclock, copper-tinted and moving slowly, biding her sweet time. And Babyâs positioned directly at twelve oâclock, an iridescent greenish blue like a dragonfly and the smallest of the three, but also the fastest and coming right at me.
âOkay, letâs get this done,â I say to myself. I run as fast as I can toward Baby, my sword high in the air. I move like a panther, my legs pumping at least twice their normal speed, and I feel like Iâm about to go airborne. Iâve never used a speed potionbeforeâperformance enhancements have always been
way
out of my price rangeâand it almost feels like cheating.
Baby sees me and raises his stinger even higher without losing speed. I canât believe Iâm playing a game of chicken with a giant scorpion, but here we are, running at each other like freight trains about to collide. âWait for it . . . wait for it,â I mutter to myself as we get closer and closer, and then
SWISH
, down comes his stinger, straight at my heart.
I whip up the oak shield just in time, and sink to my knees as the stinger plunges into the wood. It makes a loud
THUNK
, then Baby lets out an even louder high-pitched screech when he realizes heâs stuck. For a second I wonder if scorpions screech in real life, but then Baby lifts his tail with both me and my shield still attached, and my mind snaps back to the task at hand. I bring down the Gladius sword as hard as I can and slice Babyâs tail clean off.
Baby lets out one last screech before he dissolves into thin air and I fall to the sand. Thereâs no time to brush myself off. If Papa and Mama were dangerous before, theyâre in a murderous rage now. They come charging at me from opposite sides and itâs all I can do to hold my ground between them.
They skitter around me, their black-and-copper stingers raining down in syncopated rhythm. Two Papa strikes for every Mama strike. As I tumble and dodge, flipping in between their tails like a Chinese acrobat on speed, I take note of theirmovements. Papaâs strikes are more forceful and rapid, but Mamaâs got accuracy going for her.
Just as Papa raises his tail to strike again, I roll myself between Mamaâs coppery legs.
CRUNCH
. Papaâs stinger plunges itself into Mamaâs back. Mama screeches and her body goes into defensive auto-pilot. I hear another
CRUNCH
as her stinger plunges into Papa.
Papa doesnât even complain, he just takes it like a boss and dissolves into the sand, locked in the fatal embrace of his wife.
Whew.
I sit down, shading myself with the oak shield until the desert turns back into the white room. I am exultant for a minute before a hideous realization descends on me like a school of poison jellyfish. If I werenât virtual, I would shiver. The known portions of the maze are now complete. From here on out, I donât know what to expect, how to equip myself, or what kind of monsters to watch for. Itâs all guesswork. And if I fail, itâs back to the beginning. All of itâall over again.
Itâs enough to make a weaker person, a person who in no way resembles
me
, cry.
I tap into my inventory and take a look around. I change my mind several times, then finally decide to arm myself with the rappelling gun and crossbow. Fight and flight, both covered. I can always trade weapons mid-challenge, though thatâs often the best way to lose. In battle, every second is precious.
I follow the
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