Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, but it could just as easily have been named for St. Martin, Bishop 76 Riders on White Horses
of Tours on whose day new wine was drunk with the Mar-
tinmas goose. Bishop’s Wine is just one variation of the
mulled, spiced wine that is ladled out under the twinkling lights of northern Europe’s outdoor Christmas markets.
Ingredients:
1 bottle cheap, dry red wine
1⁄3 cup vanilla sugar (This is white sugar in which a
vanilla bean or two have resided for at least a few
days.)
1 slice fresh ginger or chunk of candied ginger
1 star anise
1 cinnamon stick
6 cardamom pods
6 allspice berries
10 cloves
1 orange, sliced
Pour the wine and vanilla sugar into a large pot. Tie up the spices in a piece of cheesecloth and add to pot. Heat to simmering, stirring occasionally with a wooden spoon. Keep
simmering but not boiling for about half an hour. Remove
spices and float orange slices on top just before serving.
CHAPTER FIVE
Creatures of Forest and Mountain
Beware: Black Peter is not the only dark spirit abroad on
the eve of St. Nicholas. Not long after the Pelzmarten
has rolled up his wolf skin and hidden it at the back of
the wardrobe, we hear another collection of feet tramping
down the frozen track that leads out of the forest and into the village. This time, the footsteps are accompanied by the clanking of bells and the rattling of chains as well as the whistle and crack of the birch rod as it slashes through the air. There are monsters out there, and they are just warming up for their first performance.
Č ert
American children know that if they start acting up early
in December, they may or may not get a really good pres-
ent on the morning of the twenty-fifth. The closer they get to the big day, the less the threat of an empty or briquette-filled stocking becomes, because hasn’t Santa already
packed up his sleigh? What a nuisance it would be for him
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to have to dig down through all those packages to retrieve one light-up fighting hamster-bot just because someone
forgot to clean her room. Yes, the sad truth is that there is very little left of real fear in the twenty-first century American Christmas.
But fear is alive and well among Czech children on the
eve of St. Nicholas’ Day, known to them as Angels and Dev-
ils Night. The star of Angels and Devils Night is a horned demon named Čert who looks rather like an upright goat
but has the face and hands of a man, and whose foot-long
scarlet tongue will prevent you from ever mistaking him for Mr Tumnus. His wrists linked by iron chains, he carries a
birch switch in one hand and an empty basket on his back.
Thanks to Čert, Czech children do not have to wait until
Christmas Eve to get what’s coming to them; as the sun sets on December 5, they face the very real possibility that they will be carried off to Hell in Čert’s basket that very night.
If Čert, or Krampus as he is known in Austria and parts
of Germany, were allowed to roam freely, we would all be
lost. Fortunately, he always appears in the company of a
starched white angel and St. Nicholas himself in full Myran bishop’s regalia. Usually, if not always, the angel intercedes on the child’s behalf. St. Nicholas hands out a few small
gifts, and the party departs the home with Čert rattling his chains and grumbling over his bad luck. Still, he has this to comfort him: though not the last goat-man we’ll meet in
these pages, he is certainly the most frightful, and the one who has managed to hold on to his devilish form for the
longest.
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Knecht Ruprecht
Another of Čert’s German cousins, Knecht15 Ruprecht,
dresses like a Trappist monk. Though he shrinks from the
spotlight, Knecht Ruprecht reached the pinnacle of fame
in 1862 by way of a poem by north German poet/novelist
Theodor Storm. Since then, “Knecht Ruprecht” has been
recited before many a German