Free Tied by Emma Chase Page A

man?”
    He flips me the bird.
    Then the last member of our traveling circus arrives. Care to hazard a guess?
    “Yo, party people in the house! Who’s ready to rock?!”
    Yep—it’s the douche bag. For Kate’s sake, I try not to hate him as much as I used to—but some things just can’t be helped.It’s like when you have the tail end of a cold and one loogie hangs on to back of your throat. You cough, you hawk, but no matter what you do, you just can’t fucking get rid of it.
    That’s Billy Warren. My personal, annoying ball of phlegm.
    Kate and Dee-Dee squeal and hug the dumbass.
    He hugs them back. “I’ve missed you guys.”
    Kate says, “But you didn’t have to fly all the way out here. You could have just met us in Vegas.”
    “And miss the preparty? No way.”
    I was hoping his plane would get hijacked by bloodthirsty terrorists. The kind that like to cut off body parts and FedEx them back to the family, one by one. Oh, well. There’s always the return flight. It’s important to stay positive about these things.
    His attention turns toward me. His eyes look me up and down stiffly. “Evans.”
    I raise my chin. “Warren.”
    He turns around and zeroes in on James. Warren scoops him up and exclaims, “What are you feeding this kid, Kate? He’s so much bigger than the last time I saw him.”
    Yeah. Shocking. ’Cause babies don’t usually grow or anything.
    Moron.
    “I brought you presents, tadpole. A shiny, noisy set of drums. You’re gonna freak when you see it.”
    James giggles. To the casual observer, it might seem that my son is actually fond of the fuckface. But I know better. Animals can sense when a person’s a few cards shy of a full deck. When they’re on the lower end of the bell curve. Kids can do that too. James doesn’t like Warren—he pities him. Because he knows that, even at two years old, he’s smarter than Jackass can ever hope to be.
    As the small talk builds to a crescendo, Kate and I look overthe seating chart one more time. I put my arm around her just because she’s mine. Her eyes are soft and her voice is velvet as she sighs, “Seven more days. About this time next week, I’ll be putting my dress on.”
    It’s the one thing that’s been kept confidential. Strictly off-limits. “Can’t I have a hint? Will there be cleavage? Is it satin? Lace?” I wiggle my eyebrows. “Latex?”
    She shakes her head.
    “Just tell me you didn’t pick some old-fashioned, frilly getup that makes you look like a yeti.”
    She chuckles. “I’ll never tell. But . . . feel free to try and torture the information out of me. By any means necessary.”
    Several ideas come to mind. Each with the potential of earning me a front-row seat in hell. Possibly a jail cell. “God, I love the way you think.”
    My sister’s voice drags me from my sinful musings. “Oh—I’ve been meaning to tell you two—we have a problem with table forty-five. A guest hasn’t responded yet.”
    She picks up her trusty clipboard. “He’s . . . Brandon Mitchell . . . Delores’s stepbrother. He may or may not be bringing a plus one.”
    Delores’s mother got married last summer to some cop from their hometown. It figures that only a man professionally trained in firearms and self-defense would be brave enough to tie the knot with Amelia Warren.
    I turn on Delores. “Again with your fucking family. What is it with you people? You’re like King Midas in reverse—everything you touch turns to shit.”
    She argues, “Brandon is not my family.”
    For once my sister and I are on the same page. She waves her finger in Dee-Dee’s face. “Oh, yes, he is. His father married yourmother—that makes him yours. If we have to claim Great-Aunt Clara, you have to own up to this Mitchell clown.”
    Great-Aunt Clara is my grandmother’s stepsister, on my mother’s side. She’s like a thousand years old. The kind of relative we only wheel out of the nursing home once or twice a year for big events. Clara