Free Killer Pancake by Diane Mott Davidson Page B

John
    Richard, and Arch isn't home, but John Richard says that there's bad - "
    "For crying out loud, Goldy, what the hell is he doing there?" Tom hollered. "Get him out! Now!"
    I closed my eyes so I wouldn't see the Jerk's furious expression. "Tell me how Julian is," I said firmly into the receiver.
    "Then I will."
    "I'm not calling about Julian - " Tom began.
    "Hey, Gol-dy-y!" the Jerk said calmly. Nastily. "He's not calling about Juli-a-n. He's at the hospital and he's calling about somebody else."
    "This is bad news - " Tom began again. John Richard grabbed the receiver out of my hand and slammed it down in its cradle. I closed my fists and glared at him.
    "Listen to me, goddammit!" Dr. John Richard Korman shouted in my face. "Marla's had a heart attack!"
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    A what?"
    "Are you deaf?" He lowered his voice, sat down at the kitchen table, and assumed his all-knowing tone. The mood-switch was both predictable and frightening. "She was trying to jog her lard-assed self around the lake. She got home, didn't feel well, and called her g.p. He hadn't seen her in five years, of course, so when she described her symptoms, he sent in some paramedics, and they called for the Flight-for-Life copter." The phone on the counter rang again. The muscles in John Richard's face locked in anger. I knew the look. Now he was just a time bomb. He sat at the kitchen table and said too calmly, "I would like to talk to you without interruption."
    My throat constricted with the old fear. My palms itched to answer the insistent rings. But I knew better than to defy the
    Jerk. As the phone continued to ring, John Richard made no move to answer it. He crossed his legs. Ever smooth, ever urbane.
    But I was watching. He said, "You won't get in to see her without me."
    "That's not true," I said, trying to sound unruffled. "Look, you've been drinking." It didn't take much to set John Richard off.
    Two ounces of scotch was enough to ignite him for at least four hours. "Why don't you just - "
    "Are you interested in Marla or not?" His eyes blazed and he tightened the formidable muscles in his arms. "I mean, I thought she was your best friend."
    The phone rang and rang. I didn't take my eyes off John Richard. "Have you seen her?"
    "No, no, I was waiting to take you down," he said with mock sweetness. John Richard leaned forward. A hard pain knotted in my chest. "Whether you like it or not, Miss Piss, as an ex-husband, I am a relative." The phone shrilled. Tears pricked my eyes.
    I hated to be so paralyzed with fear. Marla. Forty-five years old. A heart attack. The Jerk, unheeding, talked. "You, as the friend who fed her all the cholesterol-filled crap that blocked her arteries, are not a relative. Friends might not be able to get into the
    Coronary Care Unit whenever they want. Relatives can. Are you with me so far? So if you want to see Marla at the hospital, I'm going to have to go in with you. Am I getting through to you?"
    Any moment, I thought. Any moment and this man who worked out with the fanaticism of an Olympic athlete could take hold of one of my wrists and shatter it against the table with such force that I wouldn't be able to knead bread for a year. I kept my eyes on his maniacally composed face and picked up the receiver. "I'm okay," I said without my customary greeting. On the other end, Tom noisily let out air, a sound somewhere between a sigh and a groan. "Thanks for calling back, Tom. He's just leaving."
    "Just leaving?" Tom yelled. "You mean he's still there? I'm staying on this phone until he's out of that house and that door is locked and bolted. Turn that security system back on. If you can't do that, get out. Understand? Goldy? You listening? I can get the 911 operator to call your neighbor. Have a department car there in ten minutes."
    I turned to my ex-husband. "Please go," I said firmly. "Now. He's going to send in the authorities. They'll be here in ten minutes."
    Dr. John Richard Korman leapt to his feet, grabbed the box of cocoa