Free Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli Page A

It’s a beautiful thing to see.
    The cake itself is so perfect that I know Leah picked it out: half chocolate and half vanilla, because I can never commit to a favorite, and covered in that weirdly delicious Publix icing. And no red icing. Leah knows I think it tastes too red.
    Leah’s really amazing at birthdays.
    I bring the leftovers to rehearsal, and Ms. Albright lets us have a cake picnic on the stage. And by cake picnic, I mean drama kids hunched over the box like vultures shoveling cake by the fistful.
    â€œOhmigod, I think I just gained five pounds,” says Amy Everett.
    â€œAww,” says Taylor, “I guess I’m lucky I have a really fast metabolism.”
    Seriously, that’s Taylor. I mean, even I know people can justifiably kill you for saying stuff like that.
    And speaking of cake-related casualties: Martin Addison is sprawled out on the stage with his face in the empty cake box.
    Ms. Albright steps over him. “All right, guys. Hop to it. Pencils out. I want you writing this stuff down in your scripts.”
    I don’t mind the writing. The scene we’re blocking takes place in a tavern, and I’m basically just making notes reminding myself to act drunk. It’s kind of too bad these aren’t the noteswe’ll be tested on for our finals. That would really improve some people’s grades.
    We push through without a break today, but I’m not in every scene, so I actually have quite a bit of downtime. There are risers pushed to the side of the stage left over from a choir concert. I sit near the bottom and rest my elbows on top of my knees. Sometimes I forget how nice it is to just sit back and watch things.
    Martin is standing downstage left, telling a story to Abby and using lots of twitchy gestures. She’s shaking her head and laughing. So maybe Martin hasn’t given up after all.
    And suddenly Cal Price is standing in front of me, nudging my foot with the toe of his sneaker. “Hey,” he says. “Happy birthday.”
    This is a happy birthday.
    He sits beside me on the riser, a foot or so away. “Doing anything to celebrate?”
    Oh.
    Okay. I don’t want to lie. But I don’t exactly want him to know that my plans consist of hanging out with my family and reading birthday messages on Facebook. It’s a Monday, right? I’m not actually expected to do anything cool on a Monday.
    â€œYeah, I guess so,” I say finally. “I think we’re having ice cream cake. Oreo,” I add.
    I just have to put the Oreo thing out there.
    â€œThat’s cool,” he says. “Hope you saved room for it.”
    No discernible reaction to the Oreos. But I guess that doesn’t have to mean anything.
    â€œOkay, well,” Cal says, scooting forward. I will him not to stand up. He stands up. “Enjoy it.”
    But then he puts his hand on my shoulder for the briefest fraction of a second. I almost don’t believe it happened.
    I mean, I’m dead serious. Birthdays are fucking amazing.

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    TO: [email protected]
    DATE: Nov 18 at 4:15 AM
    SUBJECT: Why why why?
    Oh my God, Blue, I’m so tired my face hurts. Do you ever have those random nights where your brain won’t shut off, even though your body feels like five hundred pounds of exhausted? I’m just going to email you and I hope that’s okay and I know this is probably going to be totally incoherent so you can’t judge me, okay? Even if I fuck up my grammar. You’re like the best writer, Blue, and normally I try to check everything like three timesbecause I don’t want to disappoint you. So sorry in advance for all the wreckage with your you’re there their they’re and everything else.
    Today has been pretty freaking great actually. I’m trying not to think about what a zombie I’ll be tomorrow. Of course I have five quizzes in the next two days including one in une autre