office.
âDâyou really want to know what I think,â said Georgie, âor would you rather I told you polite lies?â
âLies,â I said. âDefinitely. Iâm being paranoid. Please donât make it worse.â
âIf you really thought that,â she said, âyou wouldnât have told us. The duplicate cork is just the clincher. Thereâs also the circumstantial evidence. You go away for the weekend, he refuses to accompany you, then when you come back he turns up the volume on your romance. Classic compensation behaviour. Motivated by guilt or simply the desire to keep you sweet. Heâs got himself a cushy number, living rent-free in your flat. You can bet he doesnât want to screw it up.â
âHe pays me rent! I mean, he pays towards expenses â I canât ask him for rent, heâs my boyfriend. Thatâs â that would be crass . . .â
âHow much?â Georgie demanded inexorably.
âAs much as he can afford! Look, it varies. He doesnât earn a lot; idealists never do.â
â How much ?â
âAbout fifty a week . . .â
âAnd how much is your mortgage?â
âDonât you criticise my financial management,â I retorted, rallying. âYouâre the one with the monster credit-card debt.â
âIt doesnât matter what he pays you,â Lin interceded. âWhat matters is whether heâs seeing someone else. I think Georgieâs being awfully cynical, butââ
âBut?â
âYouâre worried,â Lin said simply. âAnd youâre not paranoid. You need to know whether thereâs something worth worrying about.â
âIn other words,â said Georgie, âtime to get sneaky.â
Lin demurred at this. For formâs sake, so did I. I hated the idea of searching his drawers for love-letters (does anyone write them any more?), or stealing a look at his bills (probably uninstructive: he was too broke to be extravagant), or hacking into his PC to check his e-mail. I couldnât bear the vision of myself prying, and spying, and being jealous and pathetic and sad. At the same time, I was jealous, or at least twitchy, and only the truth would sort it out. If I really wanted the truth. And the phantom of a me who shrank from unpalatable facts and preferred to live in a dreamworld so I could keep my faithless boyfriend was even more pathetic than my paranoia. It was almost a relief to let Georgie, who has never had scruples about anything, ride rough-shod over mine.
âGet his mobile phone,â she suggested. âCheck for text messages. It wonât take a minute.â
âHe doesnât leave it lying about much.â
âYou donât need much. Grab it when itâs on recharge.â
So I turned sneak. He always left it charging up overnight, and I would creep into the living room when he was asleep and check it out. For several nights there was nothing. In desperation, I really did go through his drawers, but I only found the sort of things that you usually find in menâs drawers â solitary socks, crusty underwear â and this, though unpleasant, was hardly incriminating. There wasnât even a porn mag: he had a soul above such things. I wanted to feel reassured, but I didnât.
I started to read hidden meanings into every nuance of Nigelâs manner. If youâve been there, youâll know how it feels. You look at the other person, and you tell yourself everythingâs all right: heâs just been a bit grouchy lately, heâs under pressure, work problems, heâs too tired or too stressed for lots of sex, are you really going to write off the relationship because of a champagne cork which wasnât even real champagne? He keeps getting back late, but that doesnât mean a thing. And then one night itâs very late, and he crashes out without a word, and you