belong here. âWhereâs Izzy, by the way?â
âDunno. Last time I saw her she was with that Rod guy.â
âRight, Iâll go have a look.â
I follow the music to a darkened room where a FirstWorld War scenario is playing out. The boys are lined up down one side with their Peronis and Kronenbourgs and the girls are camped opposite, texting and previewing the occasional dance move. Maybe by Christmas â or sooner if someone puts the right song on â some of them might get it together in no manâs land.
They all look at least five years older without their school uniforms. I barely recognise anyone. But they seem to know me. Both sides of the conflict shout friendly greetings and wave their phones/beer bottles at me. I wave back, scanning the hormone-scented shadows for Izzy. But thereâs no sign of her, so I decide to try somewhere else.
Down in the kitchen, thereâs a competition to see who can stuff their face with the most grapes. And the conservatory is playing host to a face-sucking tournament. Mouths wide open, eyes tight shut, the only clues to the playersâ identities are the backs of their heads. The ombré-style curls almost certainly belong to Magda, but thereâs not a single highlight to be seen.
So I creep upstairs, still shivering even though Iâm not cold any more, past the paintings of horses and ballet dancers and a photo of a cute little Izzy with an owl on her shoulder.
Knocking softly on the first random door, I turn the handle and push it open.
A ten-year-old assassin, whoâs far too young for China Lake grenade launchers, is communing with his Xbox. âOi, piss off!â he screams, which is exactly what I do, asa barrage of Lego and Hula Hoops drives me back into the hallway and through the door opposite.
They may call it the smallest room in the house, but this one is bigger than my bedroom. Down at the far end, some beautiful highlights are slowly disappearing down the toilet. I guess thatâs my hostess.
âHi â Izzy, are you okay?â
Somewhere between puking and sobbing she manages to get most of a sentence out. âIâm fine. Just leave me alone â plurgghh â¦â
âYeah, sure.â
I exit the bathroom. But I canât go downstairs again. Not yet anyway. I need a few minutes on my own to regroup. This time Iâm more careful, listening at the next bedroom first, before venturing in. And it looks promising: soft lighting and a huge double bed with a pile of coats on it. But my heart plummets like a learner swimmer in the deep end when I see whoâs stretched out alongside them.
âAll right, Dizzy? Whatâs up?â
âIâm looking for someone.â
The straw trilby is exactly what Iâd expect from Conor Corcoran. But whatâs he doing with a biro in his hand? âWell, it must be your lucky day then, because now youâve found me.â
âNo, no, I didnât mean ââ
âIs it hot in here, or is it just you?â
âYeah, it is quite warâ Oh ⦠right.â
Conor Corcoran brushes aside a trio of Parkas and pats the bed. âWhy donât you come and sit down?â
âNo thanks, I ⦠What are you doing anyway?â
âOh yeah, I found this. Itâs a right laugh.â
He appears to be scribbling in some kind of scrapbook. I edge nearer to see what heâs up to. âIs that what I think it is?â
âYeah, brilliant, isnât it?â
It looks like a picture of Izzy in a lacy white dress. On closer inspection I realise itâs her mum and dadâs wedding photos. Conor has given the bride a beard and glasses and is about to start work on the groom. âYou canât do that, Conor! Stop it.â
âOh come on, itâs only a bit of fun.â
I grab his biro. âYou shouldnât mess about with photos. Photos are important. Theyâre all that people have to