people.
The guest list bears an uncanny resemblance to the people you memorized
for the DOMINIC SYSTEM. This time, however, the characters represent
years, from 1900 to 1999. Take Benny Hill, for example (or your equivalent character suggested by BH). Using the DOMINIC SYSTEM, he represents
1928 (2 = B; 8 = H). Or Betty Boothroyd, the Speaker of the House of
Commons. She represents 1922 (2 = B; 2 = B).
The house is too small to accommodate all the guests in one room, so your friend has allocated each person to a particular room, and told everyone to stay there for the whole evening. One group has even been banished to the garden.
As far as possible, they have been spread evenly; some areas have fourteen people and some fifteen. I will tell you in a moment who has been allocated where.
THE METHOD
When someone tells me a date, I make an instant and simple calculation. The date is broken down into its component parts, year, month, and day, and I give each one a basic numerical code (anything between 0 and 6). I then add them together to work out the day of the week. The party scene you have just
imagined is an easy way of remembering the relevant codes.
THE YEAR CODE
The setting for your party should consist of six rooms and your garden. Each area must be distinct and have familiar associations: furniture, pictures, windows. It doesn't have to be your own house. You might prefer to chose your place of work, a health club, a school, your parents' home. It is important, however, that you use the location solely for calculating the twentieth-century calendar.
Allocate to each room a number between 0 and 6. As the garden is not a
room, we will call it zero. I suggest that you use the simple number-shape method to remember the other numbers.
AREA
NUMBER
SHAPE
ASSOCIATION
Garden
0
Football
Playing in the garden.
Bedroom
1
Telegraph pole
BT have erected an
unsightly pole outside
your bedroom
window.
Spare room
2
Swan
A rather tasteless
porcelain swan
ornament sits on the
dresser (that's why it is
in the spare room).
Staircase
3
Handcuffs
I always keep these
handy at the top of the
stairs in case I have to
arrest an unwelcome
intruder.
Lounge
4
Sail boat
The seascape oil painting above the fireplace
depicts a sailing boat.
Kitchen
5
Curtain hook
Why are the curtains
drawn in the kitchen?
Bathroom
6
Elephant's trunk
An elephant's trunk
(downstairs)
acts as a shower
attachment (another
tasteless feature, I am
afraid.)
The next stage is to work out where each person has been allocated. This will give you the all-important code number (between 0 and 6) for the year you have been asked. If someone says they were born in 1972, for example, you need to know that George Bush (GB = 72) is in the bathroom, which gives you the code 6.
ROOM ALLOCATION
Here is a list of the people who have gathered in the garden, and the years they represent. Needless to say, you should use your own characters - a mixture of personal acquaintances and celebrities. For the purposes of demonstration, however, I will use the people on the list in Chapter 4.
Garden: Code number 0 (football)
Olive Oyl
1900
Eamon Andrews
1951
Omar Sharif
1906
Ebeneezer Scrooge
1956
Alec Guiness
1917
Seve Ballesteros
1962
Bill Clinton
1923
Gerry Cottle
1973
Benny Hill
1928
Gamal Nasser
1979
Christopher Dean
1934
Humphrey Davey
1984
Duke Ellington
1945
Nick Owen
1990
Imagine each person in a different part of your garden. Make people interact, and incorporate the actions you gave them in the DOMINIC SYSTEM. Omar
Sharif is playing backgammon with Ebeneezer Scrooge. Gerry Cottle is swinging on a trapeze at the end of the garden above Benny Hill's milkfloat. Bill Clinton is being interviewed by Nick Owen, who is sitting on a sofa. Seve Ballesteros is demonstrating his golf swing to Eamon Andrews, who is more interested in reading out his life story from the famous red book.
Use all your senses.
Dean Wesley Smith, Kristine Kathryn Rusch
Martin A. Lee, Bruce Shlain