straight, letting the ball roll through and ending his game.
âWhy ask for ideas when you already have a plan?â he inquired with one of his cocky smirks.
So much for my attempt to make him think the plan was his idea. I was just going to have to hope he thought it would be fun anyway. Here goes nothing, I thought, resisting the urge to cross my fingers.
âMy first thought was to use Heather and Doug as bait and try to lure Fowler into doing something incriminating that I could catch on video.â
Jack snorted and rolled his eyes. âOh, brilliant!â he said. âBecause this Fowler guy is likely to come after Tweedledum and Tweedledumber personally. Itâs not like he might, you know, send one of his hit-man buddies to take care of the problem for him.â
I gritted my teeth. âI said that was my first thought. Generally, when someone tells you something was their first thought, it means they came up with something better.â
âThen maybe they should have skipped right to the something-better part. Just sayinâ.â
I was letting him get to me, and I knew better. Although if I somehow, miraculously, didnât let him get to me, odds were heâd just try harder, so maybe giving in early and often was the key to maintaining my sanity.
âDid you know your ears get red when youâre pissed off?â Jack asked, really enjoying himself at my expense.
âFascinating. My heart rate and blood pressure go up, too. And I start fantasizing about slow and painful ways to kill people. So, now that weâve got all that out of the way, how would you like to play the role of Wayne Fowler in the sting I just described?â
One of Jackâs gifts from his divine ancestor is the ability to shape-shift. Iâd seen him turn into a huge black hellhound, a fluffy white poodle, and a perfect doppelgänger of Konstantin. I doubted he would have any trouble duplicating Fowler.
âHmm,â Jack said, rubbing his chin as he mulled it over. âNot bad. Saves you from having to persuade Fowler to show up in person. And reduces the chances of anyone getting killed.â
âWe can also be sure youâll say something incriminating enough to put Fowler away.â
Jack looked doubtful. âMight be hard to get him put away on words alone. Would you mind if Doug got roughed up a bit? If I physically attack him, itâll be much more convincing to a jury. You can spring out of hiding to save the day before it gets ugly. And donât worry, I wonât touch your paying client.â
I stared at him long and hard. His logic made perfect sense, but with Jack, I always had the sense that there were layers upon layers of motives. Was it really necessary to use violence, or was Jack merely making the suggestion because he thought it would be more entertaining and dramatic?
âYou donât want to set up this elaborate sting and then have him convince a jury he didnât really mean it when he threatened to dismember your client,â Jack wheedled when I hesitated.
Dammit, he was right. We had to catch Fowler in action, not just talking.
âFine,â I agreed grudgingly. âJust remember, heâs human and breakable.â
âIâll be very gentle with him,â Jack promised with an earnestness Iâd have been a fool to believe. âIâll have to pay Fowler a quick visit so I can impersonate him.â
I decided not to think about just what kind of mischief Jack might get into during this visit. What I didnât know couldnât hurt me, right? Besides, I had other things to worry about.
âAnd Iâm going to have to persuade Doug and Heather to show up for a meeting with a guy theyâre sure wants to kill them.â I had a feeling that was going to be a daunting challenge. Especially when my plan ultimately required they reveal to the police that theyâd been attempting to blackmail Fowler. I
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