say.
âDavidâs not actually pretending,â I said. âI suppose what I mean is, he wants to show his appreciation to certain big clients by having them at the wedding.â
âWell, I donât know,â said Dad. âWhat do you make of this, my love?â
âWell,â said Val carefully, âif David sees the wedding that way â as a way to entertain clients â and, I mean, if he wants to put in, maybe we should let him.â
Dadâs eyebrows shot up. âHave you gone mad?â he said. âOf course Davidâs not paying. Iâm paying. Loren here is my daughter. Iâm the father of the bride. My job is to cover the cost of the wedding. And I mean, how much can a wedding even cost?â
Was he kidding, or did he really have no idea? A wedding can cost nothing more than seventy-five dollars for a licence at City Hall or a wedding can cost ⦠well, the skyâs the limit, and J.J. Kim was aiming for the sky.
âI guess that depends â¦â I said.
âIt doesnât matter,â said Dad, picking up his novel, âbecause we have it covered. Donât you worry. Itâll be fine.â
I looked over at Val. The conversation was over.
âWell, if you insist,â I said, rising to smooth my skirt, âand thank you, Dad. Itâs generous of you.â
Dad sipped, satisfied to have won the argument. I stayed a while longer, then Val walked me out to the car.
âWhat are we going to do?â she whispered.
âDonât worry, Iâll just send him a few bills,â I whispered back.
âOh, thank you,â she said. âI mean, thereâs just no way â¦â
âStop,â I said, putting a finger to my lips. âOf course thereâs not.â
* * *
âThe quote for the cake has arrived,â I said, opening the email on my laptop.
âLet me guess,â said David, âis it nine hundred dollars?â
We were curled up on the L-shaped sofa in Davidâs house, with David in the âbig cornerâ and me with my legs down the chaise.
âHow do you even know that?â I said, because the cake was in fact $900.
âYour wedding planner copied me in,â said David. âI think even heâs worried.â
âHow can I send this to Dad?â I said. âCanât you just hear him? Heâll be saying: âNine hundred dollars? What kind of cake do you get for nine hundred dollars? Is it a gold-plated cake?ââ
âFor nine hundred dollars, it should be a gold-plated cake,â said David. âAnd just out of interest, what kind of cake do you get for this exorbitant amount?â
âI got the croquembouche.â
âThe what?â
âThe croquembouche. Itâs a tall cake in the shape of a triangle, made of balls stuffed with custard and dribbled with treacle.â
âWell, whatever you want,â said David.
âItâs more like what J.J. Kim wants,â I said, cuddling closer, âwhich today was flamingos â¦â
âFlamingos?â
âPink flamingos,â I confirmed, âbecause thatâs retro, not kitsch, or maybe itâs retro kitsch. I canât remember. Plus, we have three suites at the Bonsall.â
âThree suites!â said David, moving his hand into the space under my yoga singlet. âDo we get to try them all?â
âThey arenât for us.â I slapped his hand away. âTheyâre for me â well, for me and my bridesmaids â to get ready.â
âYou need three rooms to get ready?â
âApparently,â I said, and actually, we did need to hire rooms because where else would we get ready? Not at Davidâs. Heâd already claimed his house for himself and the groomsmen.
Not at Mollyâs, because she had a one-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment, and there were four of us; and certainly not at Dadâs, because thatâs
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