Free Bed of Roses by Daisy Waugh Page A

Children! ’ she says irrelevantly. ‘Anyway, how’s work?’
    ‘Oh. Work’s OK. Work’s great!’
    She and Clive have slashed their prices since they first opened for business, but they still charge too much for country solicitors, and their whole Big City manner is too aggressive. It doesn’t impress anyone around Lamsbury. So Geraldine’s office is in fact more like a graveyard – very far from great – and with every month, as the negative word continues to spread, the situation seems to be worsening. Not only that, with the nest egg gone, and the big fat salaries too, Clive and Geraldine are beginning to fear that cash flow may soon become a problem. ‘Work’s fabulous, Kitty. Thanks. I mean, it’s quiet, but we like it like that. And of course we’re still relatively new. I was actually thinking I might slim down the hours I put in there. Just for the summer. Spend a bit of quality time with Ollie before it’s too late, and we’re packing him off to university!’
    ‘They grow up so quickly,’ Kitty says automatically.
    ‘I was thinking I could take a couple of mornings and offer up my services at the school. They’re clearly in need of it.’
    ‘Mmm. Good idea. What fun.’
    ‘I can do a bit of reading with the kids. Gosh, you know – all the stuff other mummies get to do, who don’t have careers to worry about!…Because frankly, Kitty, what confidence I ever had in that establishment—I mean, never mind the three Rs. What about the others? What about Respect? What about Restraint? What about keeping your bloody clothes on?’
    Kitty chortles.
    ‘It’s all very well having a young, attractive, spirited head teacher, and of course, in principle I’m 100 per cent behind her. One hundred per cent. But really…Personally, Kitty, I would have liked to have had some say in appointing her, wouldn’t you?’
    ‘Oh, yes.’
    ‘It’s because we aren’t governors, Kit. Why aren’t we governors? We should be governors.’
    ‘Crikey, I don’t know about that.’
    ‘We should be. How does it work, do you think?’
    ‘I’ve got a nasty feeling you’d have to go to church,’ murmurs Kitty. ‘And suck up to that bloody awful vicar.’
    ‘ We , Kit. Not me, we .’ The idea is growing more appealing the more she thinks about it. Anything is more appealing than sitting in that silent office, watching her husband bend diligently over work he’s too good for, listening to the ravens, waiting for the telephone to ring. ‘I’ll start by offering to do a bit of reading with the kids, I think. Don’t you think? And then sort of work my way in. Because frankly, Kitty, after that display last Friday night I’d like to see for myself what’s actually going on in that place.’
    Kitty sits up suddenly. Mention of the Friday Night Display has once again reminded her of Louis, the masterful Southern boy, possibly not gay and possibly moving into the area; and she’s felt a shiver of adrenalin run right through her. ‘I say,’ she says brightly, ‘shall we open a bottle of wine?’

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    The photograph of Fanny and her fancy bra, arms outstretched and leaping into the arms of (an unseen) Louis, makes the whole of page 7 of the Western Weekly Gazette that Thursday. It is the same day that Robert White puts in his first appearance at the school since slinking off with a cold ten days earlier. And there is, most understandably, an air of repressed glee about him as he and his sandals and his thick polo-neck jersey shuffle into the staff room that morning. Behind the beard, his pink lips are upturned in wry, self-conscious amusement. He has the newspaper opened and folded under one arm.
    Fanny, having ignored various Gazette telephone messages on her answer machine at home and here at the school, naively imagines that the newspaper has lost interest in the story, and has by now virtually forgotten it herself. So when Robert comes into the staff room she’s sitting very peacefully with her feet on the