her voice a near whisper.
âWell,â Nick said, âweâre on the right trail, anyway.â
âAh,â Galahad said, getting to his feet, âthe obvious, boldly stated.â
âWhatâre you saying?â
A mischievous smile curled Galahadâs lips. âWhy, nothing, Nick. Nothing at all.â
Hal resumed walking. A few yards in, his catch pole tapped against something in front of him. Muscles coiled, pole ready, Hal trained the flashlight on the object. A body. Sans head. Tie-dye tunic, hemp necklace, ratty jeans, and dirty bare feet.
âFound the rest of him,â he called over his shoulder.
âGoody,â Galahad replied.
Desdemona stopped beside Hal. She trained her flashlight on the corpse. âGross.â
Hal nodded. He poked the body with his catch pole. âGross,â he agreed. âYou wanna?â he asked, offering her the catch pole.
âNoooo. Absolutely not, jerkwad.â Desdemona flicked her flashlight up, aimed it down the tunnel, and stepped over the body.
Grinning, Hal hurried after Desdemona, passing her in two long-legged Mother, may I? strides. âIf you change your mind . . .â he said as he passed.
âI wonât. Donât worry.â
The smell of ganja permeated the air, puffing up from the ground with each step, filling his lungs with each breath. Hal felt giddy. Giddy. With a capital G . And hungry. With a big olâ capital H . He stumbled over something, barely catching himself with his catch pole. He aimed the flashlight down. Another body. In two halves.
ââNother one!â he called.
Galahad, Nick, and Desdemona caught up with Hal, their flashlights trained on the corpse halves. âYuck,â Desdemona said.
Hal offered her the pole again. She shook her head but wrapped her fingers around the staff. A hot jolt of joy shot down the length of Halâs spine. He was sure he glowed incandescent, his happiness stealing the darkness from the tunnel.
Murmuring, âGross. Yuck,â Desdemona poked first one half and then the other half with the pole. She said, âGross. Yuck,â every time she poked the Indian-tunic-wearing halves. But the way she said the words suggested cool and wow instead. She poked the halves many times.
Hal nodded. He knew how she felt. He remembered the first time heâd poked a dead thing. Admittedly, it had been a roadkill critter and not a dismembered human being, but still. After a few moments she handed the pole back to Hal, their fingers brushing in the dark.
Nick giggled. A disconcerting sound, considering Nick never giggled.
âWhatâs so funny, Nick?â Hal asked, stepping with grace between the halves but catching his heel against another unseen object. He fell. On his ass. Whatever he landed on, cushioning his head from another blow, farted.
âThat wasnât me,â he called out hastily.
Laughter echoed throughout the tunnel. Hysterical, knee-slapping, canât-breathe laughter. Hal poled himself upright, then angled his flashlight down. Another freakinâ body. This one was intact, however. One Birkenstock, the other foot bare.
âAh! Found the other Birkenstock!â
A fresh gale of gasping, helpless laughter. Smack. Smack. Smack. Someone was slapping their knee. Hal swung his flashlight around. Galahad, Nick, and Desdemona clung to one another, laughing, tears glistening on their faces.
âWhatâs so funny?â
âYou didnât even mention the body,â Galahad gasped. âJust the stupid Birkenstock.â
âNot true,â Nick said, struggling to keep a straight face. âHe pinned the blame for the fart on the body, so he did mention itâin a roundabout way.â
Hal chuckled. Okay. A little funny. âIt really wasnât me.â
Everyone howled with fresh laughterâexcept Desdemona. Wiping tears from her face with the back of a pale hand, she edged past the