âLucy is my prime suspect of writing scurrilous, anonymous letters to my wife, about myâ¦overseas⦠doings â¦â he trailed off, blurting out more than heâd meant to.
âAh, those letters!â Twigg said, brightening with cruel amusement. âWhy must you suspect her?â
âYou
know
of âem?â Lewrie quailed, though he had to admit that ZachariahTwigg had spent his entire life as a Foreign Office agentâhe just
had
to know a bit about everything!
âYour
father
has, since the mutiny at the Nore, he said, soâ¦knowing my old profession, he approached me to delve into things, and discover what I could. âSmoak outâ the culprit. So far without joy. Why do you suspect her?â
âWhen we met in Venice in â96,
years
later, Lucy, I felt, was â¦still after me,â Lewrie told him as he at last accepted a heap of rice, a slice or two of roast kid, and a dribble of the spiced
dahee.
âEven if she was married not six months, still on âhoneymoonâ with Sir Malcolm Shockley, she wasâ¦â
âWhat a
burden
it is,â Twigg amusedly drawled, âto be the romantic masculine paragon of oneâs ageâ¦and in
such
demand!â
âAll but throwing herself at me, aye!â Lewrie retorted in some heat, and grovelling bedamned. âHer foot damnâ near in my lap, even with her husband at-table with us, and when I wouldnât play, she took up with Commander William Fillebrowne, another officer from our squadron. Thereâs another I suspect, the smarmy bastard! Our last words, Lucy caught onto myâ¦involvement with a lady Iâd rescued from Serbian pirates, and saidââ
âMistress Theoni Kavares Connor, the mother of your bastard,â Twigg offhandedly interjected âtwixt a bite of food and a sip. âShe of the Zante currant-trade fortune from the Ionian Islands.â
âErâ¦yes,â Lewrie barely squeaked, having been rein-sawed from a full gallop to a pale-faced, hoof-sliding halt, for a moment. âWell⦠Lucy said something very like âI should write your wife and tell her what a rogue she wedââ¦
playfully,
but not without a
bite
to it. I told
her
what Sir Malcolm should know âbout
her
doinâs with Commander Fillebrowne, and thatâs where we left it, butâ¦â
âAnd
was
she, in fact, involved with Fillebrowne?â Twigg asked.
âWell, oâ
course
she was!â Lewrie snapped, hitting his stride, âI saw âem for myself, spooninâ and kissinâ on the balcony of a rented set oâ rooms, just before we sailed the last time, whoever could notice âem bedamned⦠only Dago foreigners, I sâpose they thought. An old friend of mine from Harrow, Clotworthy Chute, was with me, too! Chute was doing the Grand Tour of the Continent with Lord Peter Rushton, at the time. Andâ¦she gambles. Gambles deep,â Lewrie added, recalling what that Flag-Lieutenant at Portsmouth said of Lady Emma Hamilton, as if that would be proof enough to sign, seal, and deliver the truth of his account.
Twigg cocked an eye at him as if he thought that Lewrie had lost his mind, and was about halfway towards laughing out loud at such rank priggishness, especially coming from one so âlow-mindedâ as Lewrie.
âDo assay the wine, sir,â Twigg instructed after a long ponder. âA Dago wine, how further coincidental. A Tuscan
chianti,
in point of fact, of a very dry nature, that complements the richness of the goat quite nicely. I can understand, on the face of it, why you might susect Lady Lucy, Lewrie, butâ¦you say you also suspect that Commander Fillebrowne?â
âWell â¦â Lewrie elaborated, after a tentative bite of kid and rice, and a sip of the
chianti,
which brought back memories of Naples. âWhen we first met, he was anchored at Elba. Tupping a local vintnerâs wife, as I