is never fun. And trying to cover for someone elseâs mistake can be heart-wrenchingly nervous. Would people think I was the one who messed up? Would they be weirded out? Would the director be upset with me? But âthe show must go on.â At that moment, keeping the audience entertained was all I could focus onânot whether I was scared or anxious about what might happen next. I remember referencing the other actor onstage. Then, seeing she was terrified and completely lost as to what was going on, I made some crack about her and being deaf for some reason. The audience lost it.
Finally, Rosemary walked out, also completely bewildered as to where I was in the script, and I covered that as well. We broke into song and dance as one is wont to do in a musical, and then Rosemary exited. Indoing so, the door she left from came off its hinge, swaying awkwardly, revealing all of the other actors getting ready to come onstage for their entrances.
Again it happened.
I made some comment about budget cuts, told the people standing in view of the audience to get back to work (I was playing their boss after all . . .), and slammed the door into place. The audience laughed and applauded, which startled me since I was used to applause at the fall of the curtain. The scene ended, and I left feeling something I couldnât articulate. To this day I donât know what I said, or even if what happened was any good. In that moment though, I got the certainty I needed: I was an actor.
Itâs not the applause, the laughter, nor the praise, (in fact, Iâve mostly received the opposite of praise). It was the alive-ness. I know thatâs not a word, but thatâs what it is. Danger, excitement, connectivity, the moment, and what comes out when those things are combined. Just throwing myself out there. Thatâs why I do it. It doesnât matter if Iâm brilliant, terrible, ugly, beautiful, happy, or sad. Itâs getting out there anyway and knowing it will turn out as it should.
I AN H ARDING is an American actor whose work can be seen in several films and television shows, most notably on ABC Familyâs Pretty Little Liars as Ezra Fitz. He attended the Carnegie Mellon School of Drama, and would like to thank his friends Ted Malawer and Nic Cory for their totally unfounded faith in his talent. Along with his above anecdote, Ian would like to add that he is still learning the ins and outs of show biz, and would encourage the reader to remain forever a curious student.
TESSITURA
Maryrose Wood
âSing a little something for us, Fiona. Come on, love, give us a song.â
A table full of bleary eyes and eager smiles swivels my way, like a bank of searchlights converging on an escaped prisoner. I flinch, canât help it. Then I laugh, to make like itâs all right. Theyâre Niallâs friends, after all. I have to be nice. Iâll sing whatever they like.
âSure, Fiona, letâs have a song. Sing âMolly Malone.ââ
âSing âJohnny, I Hardly Knew Ye.â Gets me every time.â
âBit military for a birthday, donât you think?â
ââTis, youâre right. Sing âDanny Boyâ then.â
ââDanny Boy,â thatâs it!â
Look, theyâre crying already. Just say the words âDanny Boyâ to this crowd and their eyes turn to faucets. The Japanese may have invented karaoke, but we Irish have our own version. We call it life . We canât gather for five minutes without someone calling for a song. At least, thatâs the way it goes in Niallâs circle of friends. Theyâre all creative types to begin with, of course. Fiddlers, drummers, dancers, poets. New arrivals and nostalgic expats, their Irishness seems to double the minute they arrive in Woodlawn. And I donât mean the cemetery, though thatâs here too.
Woodlawn is the Bronxâs own Little Ireland. Take a walk down Katonah