gay man at Two Mile Hollow Beach just because he got excited and asked them home with him. Or a couple of Central Americans, who mow lawns in season, get into a knife fight over ⦠well,
dinero or a muchacha. Or up in Springs a deer loses a collision on Old Stone Highway, and three local fellows come out of the woods almost on signal to sling the carcass into a pickup. If thereâs no work and youâre too proud to go on the welfare, or just wary of putting your name down on any sort of rolls, a properly dressed-out deer, roadkill or no, provides pretty good venison for a time. Or a hardworking young guy ODâs on drugs and everyone agrees itâs an aneurysm to spare the family. Or a fisherman named Reds Hucko falls off a dragger.
December in the Hamptons. Well, maybe it wasnât quite Pigalle with Toulouse-Lautrec and Jane Avril. But it wasnât Harold Rossâs famous âDubuque,â either. So that next morning we took our visitor from Switzerland, whatever alias she was now using, for a little tour of the town.
With my father at the wheel of his old Packard touring car, intent on showing Susannah (or Jane) the Christmas decorations and other village sights, we turned into Main Street from Huntting Lane, passing a shiny white truck idling by the curb. Women, emerging from the Ladies Village Improvement Society, hurried by, stepping up their pace, their heads haughtily tilted leeward of the shiny white truck.
âWow! Whatâs that stink, Admiral?â Susannah inquired. You had to like that about her, a girl who spoke her mind clear and plain, no mincing about.
The old gentleman half turned to check. It was a chill, bright early-winter day, and you could see for miles. Painted colors stood out crisply against the polished white. Couldnât mistake the lettering.
âThatâs the honey wagon. John K. Ottâs cesspool service. See their slogan on the back, âThere goes the poop-pee.ââ
âOh.â
âYou do know about cesspools, donât you?â he asked.
âBien sûr, cher amiral. â Pause. â Merde . Caca. Sheit. But what do they do with it in the Hamptons?â
My father cleared his throat.
âIâm not quite sure how itâs disposed of. Or where. But you
can bank on John Ott. Provides an essential service in a courteous, professional manner. Reliable and discreet in such matters. Itâs solid, serious men like John Ott emptying cesspools, that make a town work, count on that, girl.â
âOh, look at whatâs on at the cinema. The new Liam Neeson film,â Alix intervened, knowing about all she wanted to about Mr. Ott and the cesspools. âThey say itâs splendid.â
âIâve seen it,â Susannah responded. âThe nuns insist on the firstrun releases.â
âJolly good!â
We pulled up in front of Village Hardware and crossed the lane to Dreesenâs, the grocery store. Even out on the sidewalk you got the sweet smell of baking doughnuts, cleaning the stench of Ottâs honey wagon from memory. Rudy, who owned the place, was at his accustomed station behind the meat counter in a white butcherâs coat and apron, cutting lamb chops, while Raymond and Jimmy parceled out doughnuts, and idlers paged through the morning papers with no intention of wasting good money by actually buying them, half watching the stock futures over CNBC on the tube. My father rubbed his hands briskly. He liked Dreesenâs, the loafers and the small-town bustle both, what we had in place of the village pump. And rubbing his hands stimulated circulation in those scarred and shortened fingers. Like the rest of us, he licked at his fingers as we shuffled along in line, lest the best of the doughnuts go to waste.
As we waited to pay, the Admiral explained just who Alix and her ward were. Only trouble, he introduced the kid to some people as Susannah, to others as Jane. Did the Pentagon know