could afford anything so nice as these pieces. Lovely, they are. Like things must look in heaven.â
âWell, Iâll tell you something,â he said. âI bought quite a lot of carnival glass when I got these, and theyâre not as expensive as you might think. And the others are much nicer. Would you like to come by tomorrow and have a look at them?â
She jumped again and sidled away a step, as if he had suggested she might like to come by the next day so he could pinch her bottom a few times . . . perhaps until she cried.
âOh, I donât think . . . Thursdayâs my busy day, you know . . . at Pollyâs . . . we have to really turn the place out on Thursdays, you know . . .â
âAre you sure you canât drop by?â he coaxed. âPolly told me that you made the cake she brought this morningââ
âWas it all right?â Nettie asked nervously. Her eyes said she expected him to say, No, it was not all right, Nettie, it gave me cramps, it gave me the backdoor trots, in fact, and so I am going to hurt you, Nettie, Iâm going to drag you into the back room and twist your nipples until you holler uncle.
âIt was wonderful,â he said soothingly. âIt made me think of cakes my mother used to make . . . and that was a very long time ago.â
This was the right note to strike with Nettie, who had loved her own mother dearly in spite of the beatings that lady had administered after her frequent nights out in the juke-joints and ginmills. She relaxed a little.
âWell, thatâs fine, then,â she said. âIâm awfully glad it was good. Of course, it was Pollyâs idea. Sheâs just about the sweetest woman in the world.â
âYes,â he said. âAfter meeting her, I can believe that.â He glanced at Rosalie Drake, but Rosalie was still browsing. He looked back at Nettie and said, âI just felt I owed you a little somethingââ
âOh no!â Nettie said, alarmed all over again. âYou donât oweme a thing. Not a single solitary thing, Mr. Gaunt.â
âPlease come by. I can see you have an eye for carnival glass . . . and I could give you back Pollyâs cake-box.â
âWell . . . I suppose I could drop by on my break . . .â Nettieâs eyes said she could not believe what she was hearing from her own mouth.
âWonderful,â he said, and left her quickly, before she could change her mind again. He walked over to the boys and asked them how they were doing. They hesitantly showed him several old issues of The Incredible Hulk and The X-Men. Five minutes later they went out with most of the comic books in their hands and expressions of stunned joy on their faces.
The door had barely shut behind them when it opened again. Cora Rusk and Myra Evans strode in. They looked around, eyes as bright and avid as those of squirrels in nut-gathering season, and went immediately to the glass case containing the picture of Elvis. Cora and Myra bent over, cooing with interest, displaying bottoms which were easily two axe-handles wide.
Gaunt watched them, smiling.
The bell over the door jingled again. The new arrival was as large as Cora Rusk, but Cora was fat and this woman looked strong âthe way a lumberjack with a beer belly looks strong. A large white button had been pinned to her blouse. The red letters proclaimed:
CASINO NITEâJUST FOR FUN!
The ladyâs face had all the charm of a snowshovel. Her hair, an unremarkable and lifeless shade of brown, was mostly covered by a kerchief which was knotted severely under her wide chin. She surveyed the interior of the store for a moment or two, her small, deepset eyes flicking here and there like the eyes of a gunslinger who surveys the interior of a saloon before pushing all the way through the batwing doors and starting to raise hell.
J.A. Konrath, Bernard Schaffer