the FBI. I want to get rid of the prisoner as soon as we land, and then load on supplies and equipment. Letâs get going!â
âOn the double!â cackled Pirate. âWeâve got a date with an asteroid!â
Bolts wondered what an asteroid was, but he didnât like to ask and expose the awful extent of his ignorance, especially in front of a smart bird like Pirate. Having a trimmed brain put him in a spotâfor they had sure trimmed off a lot of extra knowledge a dog could use now. The thing to do, he figured, was to be real diplomatic and kind of hint around for answers.
But before he could get worked up to any diplomacyâexcept to tell Pirate what a handsome bird critter he wasâthe fastmoving Space Jumper had zipped back to Battleship Lane, and for the next half hour everything was confusion. There was a big to-do over the capture of the celebrated Major Mangler, and at the last minute, just as the guards were carrying him away, a swarm of reporters came rushing to the door.
âNo time for interviews now,â snapped the commander, very harassed. âWeâve a date in space, and it canât wait.â
âBut we heard Mangler was captured by a dog, single-handed!â a reporter burst out. âThatâs top news! What kind of dog is he? If we could see himââ
âYou can see him laterâif you can stand to listen to him. His speech is disgraceful.â
The commander slammed the door and locked it, and ran puffing for the Space Jumper, which Big Butch and Bingo, with Bolts helping, had just finished loading.
âAll aboard!â cackled Pirate. âStow the gear later! Weâre off to catch a renegade!â
Bolts didnât at all care for the sound of that word. As soon as the hatches were secured, and the Space Jumper was on its way again, he looked worriedly at the commander and asked, âWhat kind of a space varmint is this I gotta tangle with? A renegade asteroid?â
âExactly,â said the commander. âBut donât ask me about it now. Iâve never been so exhausted. What a day! But thank heaven weâre off! Bingo, weâre hours lateâyouâll have to make up for it by using full zip speed.â
âB-but, Pops,â Bingo protested. âI canât stand thatâand neither can you!â
âNonsense. Put us on course, take an anti-addle pill and stay in your bunk while Butch handles the buttons. If we miss that thing while itâs still in orbit, weâll be days getting home and the food will be goneâand where will I be?â
âIâd hate to guess,â mumbled Bingo. âIt would sure be a calamity.â
Commander Brown sank with a long sigh upon his bunk, swallowed an anti-addle pill, and went instantly to sleep. Presently, with the Space Jumper on course and zipping so fast that outlines were getting fuzzy, Bingo took a pill and curled up on the other bunk. Big Butch, at the button panel, pressed the last zip button, and suddenly everything faded completely.
Bolts skipped three ticks and almost stopped ticking. âOh-h-h, w-woe is me!â he cried. âW-w-where am I?â
âHa! Ha! Ha! Ha!â cackled Pirate. âHeâs lost himself!â
âShaddup!â growled Big Butch. âWe all lose ourselves at this speed. Itâs downright frightful. Bolts, youâll be able to see things in a minuteâbut weâll all look ghosty till itâs time to slow down.â
Soon Bolts was blinking around him in astonishment. He could seeâbut it was like having X-ray vision. He could see through everyone. It almost gave him the shakes.
âUlp!â he gasped, blinking at the ghosty shape of Pirate. âI can see your heart beating!â
âDidnât know he had a heart,â said Big Butch. âHeâs only a crow in disguise.â
âAw, Butch,â said Bolts, thinking heâd better remain
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