remembered the fact that my mother had been a scullery maid before she met and married my father. I did make a point of suggesting to Mr. Stoker that the servants at 15a Grafton Street might benefit from a visit to the theatre. âBenefitâ was the word I used, though I wasnât able to elaborate on exactly how such a visit would advance them. Happily, Mr. Stoker didnât press me on the matter. He merely grunted, as usual, and said heâd look into it when he had the time.
*Â *Â *
I was standing in the wings contemplating some changes that had been made to prop placement for Act Three, Scene Four, when suddenly Bellamy appeared beside me.
âGoodness, Sergeant! You startled me.â
âWeâre sorry about that, sir, but we have a question or two that bears answering.â
âOf course.â
Out came the inevitable notebook and pencil.
âIt would appear that someoneâand we do stress the word âsomeone,â sirâhas entered the churchyard of the Parish Church of Covent Gardenânamely, St. Paulâs Churchâand has seen fit to interfere with one of the interments at that location. In a word, sir, they have dug up a grave and removed the corpse from the coffin.â He fixed his bright, beady eyes on me. âWould you happen to know anything about that, we were wondering?â
âRemoved the corpse?â I said, not willing to admit to anything. I found that my mouth had suddenly gone dry and I was aware of my face growing hot. I swallowed and tried to look surprised.
âThere was no body in evidence, sir. A short, stout tree trunk of elm wood was lying in the place normally reserved for the deceased.â
âDear me,â I murmured. âAnd this was Mr. Richlandâs grave?â
âDid we say that, sir?â The pencil hovered and then scribbled in the notebook.
âEr, no.â I cursed myself, conscious that I was now sweating profusely. âNo. But I presumed, since you have come here to the Lyceum, that it must be he.â I felt better. That made sense, at least to me.
âMmm.â The sergeant was noncommittal.
I pressed my slight advantage. âAnd was this log of elm wood placed in the coffin before or after the interment?â I asked, innocently.
More scribbling. âThat, sir, has not yet been ascertained.â
âThen you had best be about your business and ascertain it,â I said triumphantly, and turned my back on the policeman. After a brief pause he walked away.
*Â *Â *
I t was another day before Mr. Stoker got around to sending me off to Sadlerâs Wells again, looking for clues as to who might have poisoned the Guvânor.
âIf they did it once, they could do it again,â he said. âPerhaps poison the whole cast! That would certainly slow us down.â
I donât know that I was quite so suspicious myself, though that heavy sandbag that had only just missed me did give some emphasis to the possibility of a war that might well be developing. Such thoughts passed back and forth through my head as I sat in the red âFavoriteâ omnibus that would let me off outside the Sadlerâs Wells Theatre.
I was mentally somewhat numb from the transformation that Mr. Archibald had performed on me. He had completely agreed that any wig that would hide my bright carrot hair would have to be so large that it would draw more attention than the hair itself. His solution? To instead
color
my hair! I had been prevailed upon to dip my head repeatedly into a bucket filled with some odious brown liquid that smelled of garlic, coal tar, wood ash, and vinegar. The result was a drab, brownish red mop that, under certain light, I swear had a purplish tinge to it. Mr. Archibald had claimed that he could have done a far better job by adding walnuts to the mixture but that it would then have taken two to three months of washing to get it out again. I balked at that. I was just