Jim. Murdered!â
âMurdered?â
âYes, and itâs her fault. I know it is!â
âMrs. Rosten? Why would she kill him?â
âI didnât say she killed him. I said it was her fault.â Teddy glanced at me, somewhat hesitantly, and went on, âI thinkâI think her husband killed him in a fit of jealousy. Donât laugh. Thatâs the way it must have happened!â She drew on her cigarette defiantly.
I studied her for a moment. I was realizing, rather belatedly, that I was dealing with a screwball. It changed the situation somewhat.
âIâm not laughing,â I said. âIâm just panting, trying to catch up. Youâre leaving me way behind.â
She said, âWell, itâs logical, isnât it? Sheâs beat on that poor man for years. Heâs definitely unstable, anyway. Anybody can see that. Sheâs flaunted her lovers in his face, time and again. Everybody knows it around here. I think it finally just got too much for him and he went off his trolley.â
âHave you got any evidence for all this?â I asked. âOr are you making it up as you go along? Half freshman psychology and half TV?â
She said, âWell, if Papa isnât dead, where is he? I think there was a dreadful scene of some kind, and Louis Rosten went haywire and killed him. Then she helped her husband cover up to avoid the scandal of a murder trial that would have crucified her. Why is the Freya hidden in that creek? Why is Louis absolutely terrified of his wife? Why did that private detective drop the case after coming down here? She either bought him off or threatened him with political influence; her familyâs been big stuff in this state since Lord Calvert founded Baltimore.â
âLord who?â I asked.
âCalvert,â she said. âThey pronounce it Caulvert around here.â
âSo you came down to get the goods on her?â
âWhat else could I do?â Teddy shrugged her small shoulders under the silk pajama coat. â1 hoped theyâd invite me to stay at the house out on Long Point, but I guess they knew I meant trouble. They gave me some story about remodeling the guest wing and got me a room here. Then they had me to dinner with this creepy Thunderbird character. One of them was watching me every minute I was in the house, either Louis or her, and I wasnât too sure about Thunderbird. Heâs some kind of relative. And then we came back here to go swimmingâ swimming, with the temperature nudging absolute zero! They just had to dream up some excuse to get me out of there and back to the motel.â
âAnd you saw me,â I said, âand after youâd learned who I was, it came to you in a flash that I was just what you needed, even if you had to lie like a trooper to get me.â
âYes,â she said. âOf course. There wasnât any point in trying another private detective; sheâd have got to him, too.â
âSo what can Lash Petroni do for you that a private dick canât?â
âThe police said you were a hoodlum, a gangster. You donât talk like a hoodlum. Not all the time, anyway.â
I chided myself for being careless, and put on a grin. âWhatâs the matter, small stuff? Just because I happen to know that Freya was the goddess of love and Circe turned men into swineâainât it allowed for us criminal classes to read a book between hits?â
She flushed. âI didnât meanâwhatâs a hit?â
âA hit,â I said, âis like when youâre sent to take care of somebody whoâs bothering somebody, and thatâs enough stalling around, pint-size. You pried me loose from the fuzz; you got me here. Now tell me what the hell you want and whatâs in it for me, or Iâll be on my way.â
She hesitated, still watching me closely. Then she crushed out her cigarette, got to her feet and came