left blank, and then youâre hired.â Jeremy slides out of the booth.
âHell yeah, buddy,â Stevie says, extending a grease-laden hand to shake. Jeremy looks at it, smiles, turns away, says, âYour first job is to clean up your booth here.â He walks to the kitchen, turns, adds, âAnd clean yourself up before starting tomorrow at five.â
From the open window between the kitchen and the pass, Table Replacement and Replenishment Coordinator Brooks Brody watches Stevie deliver the twenty-odd plates he had used during todayâs assault on the buffet, walking back to his booth, swinging his arms in irregular unfluid air-karate motions. Jeremy approaches to the left, pats Brody on the shoulder. âYou about ready to punch out and go home?â
âDid you hire that weirdo?â Brody asks, watching the same back-and-forth of remnants to the counter, air-karate to the booth.
âHeâs a modern-day warrior, Brooks,â Jeremy says, smiling in malicious adolescent vengeance. âHeâll be Daleâs worst nightmare.â
Brody shrugs.
âWipe down his table, and youâre out of here,â Jeremy says, basking in power, in anticipation for tomorrow, for getting out of here in August.
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BLEED A BIT: THE BAND (NOT THE BOOK)
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So the audience stands there with all their tattoos, howling along to the songs, pulling their arms to the sides of their heads like theyâre in a great deal of trauma. And maybe they are. Even the most privileged members of Western Civilization must get the blues from time to time. The shirtless bandâPlay the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit, they are calledâyou know, after the Bukowski book?âhave beards and muscletone and short hair and tattoos and they are one of thoseâthey call them emo bandsâwho, when they sing, put a lot of feeling into stretching out their vowels. This, ergo, expresses the pain and intensity and uncertainty of life. Whatever they are howling about is very important to everyone packed into the Nardic Track on that Thursday night. To Ronnie, it sounds like they are worked up over paper cuts, like theyâre singingââIt hurrrrrrrrrrts / paaaaaaaaaper cuuuuut / feeeel the buuuuurrrrrrn / from the fresh copies,â but âIt canât be that,â Ronnie thinks, in the middle of the audience, silently, shyly, observing . . . and the dozens concaved around the band will soon enough be hundreds and soon enough be thousands.
Honestly, Ronnie doesnât get it. He never will. His band, The Laraflynnboyles, sounds nothing like this. He doesnât wax emotional about every stupid thing that has gone wrong in his life. He doesnât want to, and canât imagine what it would accomplish if he did. He isnât sure how âfeelingâ and âsincerityâ means stretching out your vowels when you singâor, how there is a direct correlation between the two. But thatâs what Gainesville seems to believe with the fervency of Eastern mystics. Because the way the band sings and the way the audience sings with them and how everyone is on the verge of tears at the minimum and mass catharsis at the maximum has the air of the fervor in a tent revival. At shows, Ronnie used to get bumped by kids dancing. Now, here, heâs getting bumped by, to his left, some pork-skinned joker wearing nothing but camo cutoffs half-covering a pair of plaid boxers and at the feet the inevitable pair of black Chucksâhe keeps crouching down then crouching up, hands behind his head, pulling his head into his chestâand to his right, some bleach-blonde short haired squat-bodied girl shrieking the words and punching the air at the start and end of each elongated word thatâs sung by the band. This band will be successful;