Stabber showed up, his face captured in a youthful grimace, though he went uncredited.
âPoor bastard,â Spike said, shaking his head.
The scene cut to a live performance at a cavernous club. The grinding of Maxâs electric guitar was undercut by the throbbing of Peteâs bass and the late drummerâs energetic rhythms. The camera turned to Spike, hands wrapped around a microphone as he snarled out the barely comprehensible lyrics of a song that seemed to be about police and guns and riots.
âThatâs the Purple Institution,â Spike called out over the sound.
âYeah. It was that Christmas Eve concert we played. God, were we young then,â Max said, sounding wistful.
The music pounded on as Sami Lee suddenly appeared along with her name. She looked much the same then, vampirish and seductive, her face hidden beneath garish makeup.
âBeautiful, darling!â Max called out to the screen.
How old is she, anyway? Peter wondered, though he didnât say it out loud. She must be about a million.
The song ended as a Ladykillers classic started up: âThe Twelve Days of Shagging,â sung to the tune of âThe Twelve Days of Christmas.â Another joke tune Harvey persuaded them to record, though it had caught on quickly in the clubs to everyoneâs surprise.
Spike sang along to his recorded voice: âOn the first day of shagging, my true love gave to me a love song full of hate. On the second day of shagging, my true love gave to me two silver bullets, and a love song full of hate. On the third day of shagging, my true love gave to me â¦â
The music continued as faces flashed across the screen. Suddenly it was like the old days again: there was Harvey Keill, stoned on something and smiling deliriously, followed by a clip of Crispin LaFey talking to someone off-camera, obviously unaware he was being filmed. Their names appeared in dark script beneath the shots.
âItâs you, Crispin,â Max called out. âGood old Crispin.â
âReally?â Crispin seemed a little awestruck to hear this. âWhat am I doing in this video?â
âHavenât a clue,â Spike said. âStill donât know what the point of it all is.â
More faces crowded the screen. Next came Janice, a thinner version of her more fleshy counterpart today. The on-screen legend identified her as âSarah Wynberg.â A shot of Noni Embrem followed, standing in a courtroom. His name, too, flashed onscreen.â
âWhere did that come from?â Noni wondered aloud, without expecting an answer. In fact, he was more worried about containing the contents of his bowels, whose gurgling was becoming a little too insistent to ignore.
A party scene followed. A scrawny young man with a ten-inch Mohawk and safety pins piercing his eyebrows looked out from the screen as he tapped lines of cocaine onto a mirror. The lens zoomed in and he broke into laugher. He spoke to the camera operator, though his words went unrecorded.
âI think he just told us all to fuck off,â Janice said, laughing.
David shrank into his seat as the name âNewt Mertonâ faded in and out on-screen.
âNewt was our supplier,â Spike said. âThatâs the guy who went to prison. I havenât seen him in years. Whatâs going on here?â
But no one had an answer.
The song continued as a much younger-looking Edwards appeared, serious and unsmiling, his thick black hair gelled and combed straight back.
âHey, Edwards! Isnât that you?â Spike called out.
âI ⦠yes, it is. What in the world â¦?â Edwardsâs real-life counterpart watched his former self in mute silence before slumping into one of the empty chairs. He sat there, shaking his head in bafflement as his name, âJack Edwardsâ appeared.
Sandra entered the room with a tray of coffee and tea. Sheâd just begun to pour the first cup when she
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